asshole weed

when inmates shove weed so far up their rectum it doesn’t come out when the cough for an asshole check.

guys i coughed so hard and my asshole weed didn’t come out of my asshole

by crustydiscarge69 February 4, 2021

garf weed

Marijuana that looks, smells and tastes like dirt. The bag of pot usually has a shitload of seeds and stems.

Jimmy Boy is selling garf weed again. It tastes like Mexican dirt weed.

by JoeyBomm March 19, 2021

Smoke weed I did

Part of a poem by a Dr Zeus wanna-be

Sam I am
Smoke weed I did

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

seed weed

Weed that grows producing a lot of seeds.

Mike has a bag of seed weed.

by JoeyBomm September 25, 2021

Mountain of weed

A literal pile of weed.
If you can hide an average-sized dog under your weed, you have a mountain of weed.

Ayo, let's go to Wiz Khalifa's this Saturday, I hear he ordered a mountain of weed and he's willing to share.

by TheChairHugger November 9, 2013

A Blooming Weed

Someone or something doing their best to just make things work.

"I heard Anne's car needs some repairs?"
"Yeah, she's been a blooming weed with it lately."

by AIJT October 17, 2019

HIDE DA WEED

what TSM Daequan famously yelled when a fake police siren sounded while he was streaming

*police siren sounds*
Daequan "HIDE DA WEED"

by WANKERKID69 August 30, 2021