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Vanilla Johnny

The only thing I have ever been addicted to. He is funny, smart, hot as fuck, and I'd bow down and worship him like the king he is anyday. He's the only one who holds the power. The only person who has ever captured my full attention and is powerful enough to hold the key that unlocks everything, anything, anyplace, anytime.
Damn, did you see Vanilla Johnny over there?

I did. I'd love to grab a coke with him tonight... I know that vanilla coke will be the best ever.
by youaremy#1 yo October 12, 2023
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Vanilla Pigtail

When a man pulls out his penis from the vagina or anus after climaxing, he swirls a curly q of excess sperm at the point of entry, resembling the top of a vanilla ice cream swirl.
“Hey joe, I just get gave Susie Shallow Throat a vanilla pigtail in the locker room!”
by Milky toasty March 24, 2022
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Vanilla Ice

Become famous without any skill or talent whatsoever.
SEGA's fans wanted a classic Sonic game, but SEGA didn't give a crap, and decided to take a Vanilla Ice and create Sonic Forces in 2017, another generic ass modern Sonic "game". Older games like Sonic Adventure 2 and Sonic 06 (hell yeah) were better than this...
by Raspberry Necessary 35 February 6, 2022
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Vanilla

Sex that is not Brown, Red, Yellow or Black. i.e. masturbation, oral, 69, frottage only, definitely NOT anal. From the fact that both vanilla ice cream & spunk are white. Originating in the gay scene, especially by wearers of coloured handkerchiefs which indicated visually what they were into. Now debased by other MSM as 'normal' or not kinky.
Hey mate, you into fisting? Sorry, only do vanilla these days.
by Kerkyra February 16, 2021
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vanilla

person who has vanilla sex, typically involves sex which does not include elements of BDSM, kink, or fetishism.
"i like vanilla sex more, its just more romantic."
by bigfriendlynigga December 27, 2019
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Vanilla fiend

Someone who habitually drinks pure vanilla extract jungle juice. They be fiending for that shit.
Dam! Jeffrey here sure is a vanilla fiend! He fiend hard for that shit!
by Hagbbsfgbcfgbvghhv October 19, 2023
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