Vanilla

people have the audacity to equate vanilla with “plain”. the fruit of a delicate orchid pollinated by hand. worth its weight in solid gold and beyond. the fussy black-and-cream jewel of the american continent. you sick son of a bitch. imagine a world without vanilla. no blondies. no pound cakes. no crème brûlée, no coke floats. no cream soda. no satiny new york-style cheesecakes. no warm apple pie à la mode. no velvety complexity to bring out complex notes in chocolate desserts. no depth of flavour in your cakes and cookies and milkshakes. all in just a few precious seeds or grams of paste or perfumed teaspoons of liquid black platinum. what you don’t understand could fill the library of alexandria seven times over and then some. you ungrateful bastard i’m going to kill you

Vanilla is the best thing ever

by Aifsbugvbuuh May 19, 2024

vanilla pervert

Just a normal dude that likes big tits and blow jobs, nothing wild.

Yeah they won't have fun at the orgy, they're a vanilla pervert

by Dino the Genetic Marvel February 15, 2024

Vanilla Gorilla

Another word for Cracker, aka a "racial" term for Caucasians

Bob: "Bro there is a Vanilla Gorilla near the ice cream shop"

Tom: "Just say cracker bruv"

by TheVanillaGorilla12345 March 1, 2024

Vanilla Brain

when the receptors in your brain have been gloriously untouched by things like recreational drugs and excessive video gaming, and thus remain sensitive to serotonin and dopamine.

Coworker 1: "yo why the fuck Sarah always writing motivational sayings on the whiteboard during break?"

Coworker 2: "oh, she got vanilla brain bro"

by Breadboibraincell June 7, 2022

Vanilla Ice

Some piece of shit who stole a Queen song

Person 1: Wanna listen to Queen?
Person 2: Ugh, You mean those guys who ripped off Vanilla Ice?
Person 1: **Murders Person 2 with an ice pick**

by DaKenMan June 8, 2022

hardcore vanilla

When you have vanilla sex, but take them to pound town.

Grace: “Carson do you have vanilla sex?”
Carson: “ Yeah I have vanilla sex , but I take her to pound town! So that’s hardcore vanilla!”

by Hardcore vanilla bitches February 26, 2022

Vanilla

someone (usually a women) who is hella boring in and out of the bedroom they have a super virgin goodey two shoe type of vibe they remind you of rye bread, they don't put out they don't flirt their virgin ears usually don't like to hear what is being said they don't ride they don't suck dick and of you do end up sleeping with them they just star fish they never have had a 3 sum and they are lame ASF to be around and kill the vibe most of the time they are a fucking drag no one fucks with anyone who is vanilla, it's usually a faze something you grow out of

Tammy: hell nah are you fucking kidding me why tf would I wanna back to Becky's that bitch is s bird and all her friends are slutty, I'm tired I wanna go to bed

Brock: holy fuck you know what I'm tired of this go pop your cherry and then come talk to us you're hella vanilla the only thing you know how to suck is the fun out of the party bitch bye Felisha!!!
Trish: no doubt we will see you when you aren't on you're Virgin Mary shit

by XyloZeem January 17, 2026