Ur mom

my momma
its a joke deal with it

"so what are you doing today?" "ur mom"

by girlisok March 1, 2022

ur mom

Ur mom is an insutl than u can use it without ofending any one but its an insult

ur mom is ugly

by yuh777 January 30, 2021

Ur mom

The person I fucked last night

Person: where we're you last night?
Me: In ur mom's bed.

by The-person-who-fucked-ur-mom September 26, 2022

ur mom

ur mom is a phrase used by idiots who have no other comebacks to say.

Person 1 : Hey, whats that?
Person 2 : Ur mom
Person 1 :

by sssuperrer February 3, 2023

ur mom

a large type of cow that is very pretty and enjoys being milked

person one "my favorite cow is ur mom"

by outdoltudlutd March 22, 2022

Ur mom

A hairy slut whale with every std known to man with 20 tits and a second ass

Timmy: Hey fat bitch is it just me or am i whale watching. jon: dont call my mom a whale. Jons mom: (whale noises) timmy: i can call ur mom what i want. Jons mom: (angry whale noises)

by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020

ur mom

A random comeback

“How was the food?”
“ur mom.”

by yuriyuriyuriyuriyuri March 22, 2022