Uncle Sandwich

It is when a man is fucking a woman in the ass and she begins to defecate, he pulls out and cums on a peice of bread, forcing her to eat it.

Man, I done totally give that bitch an uncle sandwich last night.

by Andew Moore February 25, 2008

Uncle Ted

Someone who tries to enter a bathroom stall several times when it is clearly being occupied. The offender, known as the Uncle Ted, will try several times to forcefully open the door seemingly unknowing that someone is in fact using the facilities. Can also be used as the adverb "Uncle Tedded".

"I was in the handicapped stall at the comfort station and some Uncle Ted came in while I was taking a deuce."

by Ranger Ted July 28, 2008

Uncle Randy

Slapping a famiily member (not spouse) in the face with your dick while they are sleeping, screaming suck it bitch!

Uncle Randy is Slapping a famiily member (not spouse) in the face with your dick while they are sleeping, screaming suck it bitch!

by Uncle Randy the perv January 16, 2011

Uncle Ted

A guy who spends an inordinate amount of time in the men's room, and you'd rather not know why.

Jim wondered why that Uncle Ted with the high-topped sneakers was always in the other stall when he took a crap.

by B. Sure January 16, 2003

Uncle Tom

A person of color, especially a black person who acts in a way so as to come across as trying to please or gain approval of the white-dominated establishment. Example of folks in the recent past accused of "Uncle Tom" behavior are Condoleezza Rice, Herman Cain, Allen West, Artur Davis, Angela McGlowan, Michelle Malkin (née Maglalang)

Mitt: Did you hear what Condi said about Obama?
Ryan: What what tell me?
Mitt: She said I'll be a much better world leader than Obama since I understand American exceptionalism.

Ryan: Love it. Gotta love them Uncle Tom wannabe's. They just so want to get our approval.

by NailinPalin12 August 29, 2012

Uncle Samual

A little baby monkey who likes to eat cheese.

She: omg, i just got an uncle samual!
He: A little man?

by Mikal Ann Smith January 7, 2004

Uncle B

A man with insanely white and small legs.

Bro you look like my Uncle B with your Casper legs

by Shgendicyxbd October 7, 2018