trumor

A rumor which conveniently becomes true.

"I cant believe you were right about Mark being gay" "I told you, it was a trumor"

by BaronVonWiggles August 7, 2007

Trump

A gay old man who is going senile, having his brain turned into a potato, hands so small that when he tries to spell coverage, he spells covfefe, and his mouth is only good enough to be putins rooster holder (you can interpret that ANY WAY you want)

He is such a trump

Trump is retarded

Donald J Duck would have been a better president than trump

by ayylmaoxDDankMemes June 7, 2017

Trump Card

1. To negate something that's has be established

2.A grandiose way of saying Broke.

1. Gay marriage and legalized weed was established in some states laws. Her comes Trump's ass pulling a Trump Card and messing thing up.

2. Thing 1:"Hey let's go get something to eat."

Thing 2: " Sure let me pull out my Trump Card since I got paid last week at my imaginary job that doesn't exist. Also, they take money out of my imaginary check to pay for imaginary taxes that doesn't exist. Here there you go. Let eat air that I have to pay for."

by Thatfatgirl1985. August 22, 2017

DONALD TRUMP

Worst president in the history of the world. The guy got us out of the Paris Accord, the guy who was too scared to stand up to covid, the guy who separated children from their parents, and soon, a former president. The only thing he's good at is firing people.

DONALD TRUMP IS BAD AND HE IS SO STUPID LOL XD HA HA NOOB

by CatMan3 November 19, 2020

Trump

To tell a lie, or state a fake fact, and believe it's true

He said his he won the popular vote but when I saw the facts I knew it was a Trump!

by Pigglederoo April 23, 2017

Trump

(n.) A word referring to someone so vile, so pompous, so elitist, so lacking of any sense of embarrassment, so racially and culturally insensitive, so misogynistic, so unforgiving of any personal action, that it encapsulates the very essence of such a person in one short word. Possibly the worst thing you could call anyone on the planet Earth.

A) Those feminazi cunts, thinking they're equal to men...
B) Holy... what a god damn Trump you are!

A) I just had sex with my daughter; oh, yeah, you better believe she loved it!
B) Shit! You're the biggest Trump I've ever met! Get the fuck away from me!

A) The Nazi's weren't that bad, really, when you think about it.
B) !!! What a fucking Trump!

etc., ad nauseam ... (Yes, it can get much worse than these examples)

by Eldorondon May 29, 2017

trumoo jokes

The jokes on the back of the chocolate milk box that your school gives you that makes you want to shoot yourself. They usually consist of corny jokes relating to cows and milk. For ex: Question: Where did the cow go for entertainment?

Answer: The moovies

Yo bro. These TruMoo jokes make me suicidal!

by Kate Rantum May 20, 2018