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taken to the woodshed

1. To be given a spanking

2. To be taught a lesson, defeated, or embarrassed like you got spanked.
1. Boy 1: Why is Tommy rubbing his butt?
Boy 2: His Dad saw his report card and he got taken to the woodshed.
Boy 1: Ouch!

2. Biden got taken to the woodshed for going off script again.
by NoSugar April 10, 2022
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Take a Quick Trip to Paris

A euphemism for masturbating according to people from people who live in towns on the Massachusetts-Rhode Island border.
I was alone at my apartment in New Bedford and feeling horny so I figured I would take a quick trip to Paris.
by Bostwick_ July 13, 2022
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take care of business

when your gal not too tidy below the belt line.
Bill: Hey honey, how about a good soak in the tub ?

Julie: No I'm all good, been sitting on a heated car seat all the way home after a long day's work.

Bill: Catch you tomorrow then when you take care of business.
by cut the cards November 26, 2022
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Take Your Cookie

A term used inside of the more urban northeast region of the united states meaning that they will take your Ass/Pussy by fucking the shit outa you.
Stop playn round before I Take Your Cookie shawty
by OlneyNigga1 December 28, 2022
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auto-take

when you hold an object out so someone will assume you're offering it to them and take it off your hands
lara: (holding out ipod) who's freaking ipod is this? i don't want it!
...
lara: gahh i was hoping someone would just auto-take it from me
by mizaeroganse December 26, 2008
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Savage Takedown

sav-ij-teyk-doun

1. The desire to provide an individual who is in need of a severe sexual encounter.
2. The act of giving someone a ferocious erotic experience.
3. Extraordinarily rough sex.
1. That girl has been married for years, she looks like she is in need of a savage takedown.

2. You see that girl over there who thinks she’s better than everyone with the resting bitch face? That’s the look of her screaming on the inside for a savage takedown.
3. I told my boss that she needed a savage takedown. I got a raise and a promotion.
by MattyMeats May 2, 2016
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Virginity Taker

Brooklyn, nah jk(or am I)
Truth be told a virginity taker is someone who has had sex with multiple virgins(people who haven’t had sex) there fore taking their virginity. A Virginty Taker!
Guy1: Did that Brooklyn smash u last night?
Guy2: Ya
Guy1: oh shoot! That’s abs to be a Virginity taker!
by Mateo22106 November 28, 2018
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