dirty tristram

Is when an seemingly innocent person shows their true sexual nature by making a straight man think they are gay and then start a marriage orgy

Dude I though he was just a innocent man but then he ended up doing a dirty Tristram

by QueenNigga8963 April 16, 2020

The Tristan Song

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha oh! You stupid bitch that hilarious!

Hym "Ahahahahahaha! You beautiful bastard! Ouch my side actually hurts from laughing so hard! I just saw the Tristan song and I would give you a full pardon for that shit! Ha!"

by Hym Iam August 18, 2023

The tristan nipple

When your partner inserts their erect nipple into your ear canal then lets you suck the resulting earwax off of it.

My girlfriend gave me the tristan nipple! It tasted like swiss cheese!

by Steeevee April 9, 2025

papa de tristan

he left

papa de tristan is leaving because there is no more milk

by lepapadetristanestpasla June 16, 2022

Hug a Tristan Day

January 21st

The nationally accepted holiday in which you hug a Tristan because Tristans are better than non-Tristans.

"Aw shucks, I've gotta practice my hugs. Hug a Tristan Day is comin' up..."

by Highly Reliable Source January 21, 2023

mina and tristan

Mina and Tristan are the ultimate duo. Scarily similar, deeply in love with one another and cute asf. Mina loves Tristan and Tristan loves Mina. Thats why it works so well. Everyone wants to have a love like theirs because it's so iconic. They never want to lose each other EVER and hopefully never will, slay <3

Person 1: Hey is that Mina and Tristan?
Person 2: Yeah, omg they are SO cute together, I wish I was like them *sigh*

by minalikescake April 14, 2023

Mansirat and Tristan

Mansirat and Tristan are really zesty and they are the people to kiss in the gas station bathroom. If you guys are dating BREAK UP

Mansirat and Tristan are ZESTY

by RianBadussyiscool December 13, 2023