Oil

Only black substance made from decayed plant matter over millions of years. When extracted raw and it's crude form it can then be process and refined into refined oil. That is what your vehicles and Machinery use as lubricant. There are many different types of oil and weights. And is most commonly associated with countries such as the USA the UK and Saudi Arabia.

"It makes cars go" (Bill Wurtz)
Hey man can you run down to the store and get some oil.

Sure man what you need?
Some 15-40 I need it for the lawn mower.
All right I'll be right on it.

OR

"The United States has just recently obtained a beneficial oil contract with Saudi Arabia."

by ✠Mrcatmanjr✠#8191 June 27, 2022

olive oil banana

when you open a bottle of olive oil and accidentally stick your finger in the hole and olive oil squirts out.

i just wanna olive oil banana you

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021

oil burner bitch

The lowest of the low coach class bitch, typically spotted in low income neighborhoods selling their stink pipe for a quick 5$ you can usually identify them by their pick marks and lack of teeth.

Get the fuck outta here you goddamn oil burner bitch

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 6, 2022

oil your drumstick

When your friend can't say masturbate he says "oil your drumstick"

BigDaddy: So do you still oil your drumstick Frank?
Frank: Dude, just say masturbate.

by BrotherGeorge February 28, 2016

Bellevue Oil Change

When you're banging a girl with a trachea hole and cum with your cock inside of the hole, causing your cum to go directly into her mouth. She then swallows your kids with your member still politely rested within her esophagus, resulting in the semen landing on your ding dong. You them pull your cum coated cock out from her trachea hole and into her gaping mouth. She then sucks off the goop on your peen and swallows it once again, this time with her stomach as the final resting place of your potential children.

"I fucking love morbidly obese bitches with medical problems so that I can give them a good ol' Bellevue Oil Change. Smokers aren't so great for an Oil Change though, it's kinda like rubbing sandpaper on your dick."

by Scrubl0rdXD June 17, 2023

oil toil

Working so hard as to burn the midnight oil.

Tonight was an oil toil at the office.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Oil can

Someone that consumes a lot of alcohol and is considered an alcoholic.

Look at him over there getting wasted. Yeah that guy is an oil can.

by Scoomish September 29, 2019