U-boat

(British smoking slang) When you're chilling back with your homeboys smoking up a phat joint, sometimes one will note that one side of the "bifta" burns faster than the other, and will sometimes curl upwards. When this occurs, the joint is said to be a U-boat. This usually happens because of a poorly rolled, uneven joint, or because of excess saliva on the gum side if it has just been rolled. Some synonyms for "U-boating" are "elvising" (in reference to the famous quiffed hairstyle)and "sideying" ( as it is only burnt on one side.)

"What wanker rolled this fucking joint? It's u-boating like a bitch!"

or

"That was a total waste of draw, we only smoked half of it 'cos it sideyed!"

by MikeTheBritishCunt May 14, 2006

lmao@u

Laughing my ass off at you. Used for instant messaging only

John: Man, I got a 54 on my marketing test
Chris: LMAO@U

by cmaclsu April 22, 2006

U-Dub

UW-Milwaukee. NOT UW-Madison.

U-Dub is the illest school around.

by Brian Statz July 30, 2008

Triple-U

This is the abbreviation used in place of WWW when giving someone a web address.

OK, that web site is at:
triple-u dot urbandictionary dot com.

by Chiron DeMolis January 8, 2005

U-face

U-turn; about-face.

His career witnessed a U-face and he got promoted to General Manager.

by uttam maharjan July 22, 2011

u pirate

someone that is frugal. A person that never pays full price for anything.

John you bought that plasma TV for 50 bucks, u pirate!!

by Toddy Man April 24, 2007

U-Jelly

Serbian last name.
Unwashable cum stain.

Adam U-Jelly has a strange stain on his shirt.

by Krausser-II July 6, 2010