When your soulmate mistakes you for your ex boyfriend and skewers you over the flames for a crisp edible treat. Usually due to some accessory he flaunted of a sparkling snake ring, and because he looked like the ghost of your soulmate. Notably different from an alligator barbecue, where it's actually the alligators eating a bunch of chocolate cake together. Common misconception.
My soulmate ate roasted cobra, but don't worry, he's not a ginger. He colored it with a Crayola marker. All good.
by The-real-cobra-queen June 17, 2018
Get the Roasted cobramug. The art, science, and sport of properly correcting someone by pointing out the error or mistake on a public level. Roasting is always accompanied by harshly throwing ones flattened hand in the direction of the accused. A proper roast will be said in a matter of fact way that demonstrates that you had not had to search much to find the error
by Djhelpless August 3, 2017
Get the Roastmug. by urbydicky670000 July 7, 2025
Get the Pig Roastmug. by DMreal July 16, 2022
Get the roasting bedmug. When a beer pong player doesn’t sink a cup, they must sit naked on the beer pong table and the other players biff balls at them.
by Hary Gofman January 30, 2022
Get the Roast Chickenmug. by DaRoastRump February 25, 2015
Get the Roast Rumpmug. 