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Roasted cobra

When your soulmate mistakes you for your ex boyfriend and skewers you over the flames for a crisp edible treat. Usually due to some accessory he flaunted of a sparkling snake ring, and because he looked like the ghost of your soulmate. Notably different from an alligator barbecue, where it's actually the alligators eating a bunch of chocolate cake together. Common misconception.
My soulmate ate roasted cobra, but don't worry, he's not a ginger. He colored it with a Crayola marker. All good.
by The-real-cobra-queen June 17, 2018
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Roast

The art, science, and sport of properly correcting someone by pointing out the error or mistake on a public level. Roasting is always accompanied by harshly throwing ones flattened hand in the direction of the accused. A proper roast will be said in a matter of fact way that demonstrates that you had not had to search much to find the error
You have just been roasted for needing to look up what roast meant.
by Djhelpless August 3, 2017
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Pig Roast

when three people do the dirty dirty in the same position as a roasting pig on a spit.
look at the person, they love to pig roast!
by urbydicky670000 July 7, 2025
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roasting bed

1. a bed that's too hot
2. a bed that roasts you when you lie down or sit on the bed
by DMreal July 16, 2022
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Roast Chicken

When a beer pong player doesn’t sink a cup, they must sit naked on the beer pong table and the other players biff balls at them.
Sam didn’t sink a cup during the last game so he had to do a roast chicken.
by Hary Gofman January 30, 2022
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Roast Rump

A girl with a huge nice booty ;)
Yo you see dat juicy roast rump on dat girl mmm.
by DaRoastRump February 25, 2015
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