couch potato

Couch potato is a person who is a fucking lazy ass that does nothing but watch TV and jack off to gay gnome porn.

GET OFF THE COUCH YOU COUCH POTATO

by kjsdfrisue March 9, 2017

couch cunts

the cunts who sit on a couch at a party jealously talking about the pretty girls who are actually having fun.

"i wish i didn't have to walk past those couch cunts to get a drink."

by weliketopartyy November 18, 2011

clam couch

another name for a vagina

Gonna try to hop into that girl's clam couch tonight.

by clamcouch March 20, 2019

Couch humper

JD Vance

JD Vance is a couch humper

by BnuuyTheLoser August 10, 2024

oliver couch

when you sit down and your willy gets caught in between the cushions

Person: im gonna go sit down
Also Person: FUCK SAKE WILLY DOWN GRAB THE MANDEM IVE GOT OLIVER COUCH

by DrMonkNugget124 June 19, 2023

couch beer

The single beer everyone in the room drinks because everyone wants to drink a beer but noone wants a whole one, or it is in fact the last one. This beer is typically drank over the course of a couple of hours as it was rendered warm near instantaneously.

" I don't want a whole beer so we will make this the couch beer and pass it around."...or... " if that is the last beer make it the couch beer so that we can all have some!"

by Jon Z March 24, 2017

couch king

The male version of pillow princess.

Man, that hookup sucked. He was such a couch king.

by Kation March 19, 2022