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Kinky Wagon

A sex act consisting of two or more bearded men engaging in rear-entry penetration in or on an early 1990s Chevrolet Caprice station wagon.
Jose: I’m looking to spice up our sec life, mi amor.

Andy: Guess who just bought a Chevy Caprice wagon!

Together in unison: KINKY WAGON!!

Andy: Oof, that hurts, but I like it.

Caprice Wagon: Toot toot!
by Wagon enthusiast March 3, 2022
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Potato wagon

This is a “curse” word that a child could use. Although it has a rather derogatory meaning, potato wagon is something a kid could say and nobody would bat an eye. Obviously grown ups can also use this.

Potato wagon is used to indicate that a teacher, most likely an elementary teacher, has a humongous behind.
*In a setting where children are present*

Parent A “So I went to the parent-teacher conference right.”
Parent B “Did it go well?”
Parent A “It did, nothing was wrong although the teacher had the biggest potato wagon i’ve ever seen before!”
Parent B “Was it really that big?”

Parent A “It was! When they turned around there was like an after effect of force and I almost flung backwards.”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
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cheese wagon

You ride the cheese wagon to school?! Don't you have your own car?
by Danny Boyz March 9, 2016
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wagon of cunts

a made up name for someone you hate but still funny
glenn peake is a wagon of cunts
by nipplelicker101 May 24, 2011
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Wagon

The thickest, fattest, dump truck ass.
Them: hey did you see Josh?
You: yeah he has a big ol' wagon. He needs a license for that thing.
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Paddy Wagon Points

A scoring system for how attractive one's physique is.
Damn that paddy wagon is fine as hell, I rate it 8 paddy wagon points
by Paddy Wagon Don't Play December 28, 2021
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Draggin Wagon

Large Tow Truck. The really big on that tows Big Rigs. Also referring to the vehicle used by the Military to haul Main Battle Tanks on flatbed trailers, which is where the term originated.
It’s gonna take a Draggin Wagon to get that guy out of here.
by VegasJD March 12, 2019
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