by Gazzy with a g April 26, 2017
Get the Swearing Virginity mug.The idea by many morally well meaning young ladies with the idea of maintaining their virginity by refraining from vaginal sex and having only anal sex before marriage.
Patient: "Dr P, am I still a virgin if I only have anal sex before marriage?"
Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. How ridiculous a thought is that? You think you found a virginity loophole? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."
Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. How ridiculous a thought is that? You think you found a virginity loophole? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."
by T_rump_supporter October 14, 2016
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by Rikku59 May 4, 2018
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Anna: HAVENT you had anal?
Chad: yeah but I’m still a virgin cuz I haven’t had sex like in a girls pussy.. I’m saving myself for the right girl
Anna: oh so you’re a muddy virgin
Anna: HAVENT you had anal?
Chad: yeah but I’m still a virgin cuz I haven’t had sex like in a girls pussy.. I’m saving myself for the right girl
Anna: oh so you’re a muddy virgin
by Yachtboy2016 January 19, 2020
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