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10 Second Rule

10 Second Rule is an expansion from the 5 Second Rule due usually for being too drunk! By the time the food has been dropped, your mind figuring out it has been dropped and finally realising you DO have to bend down retrieve the food it's still fine to just give it a rub off and continue to eat it. (If you are drunk, so are germs, therefore it's going to take them longer to get to the food.)
Drunk Dude 1: *Been drinking all night, drops fat juicy chip from the chippy on the sick ass ground, watches it fall, looks upset* "Damn! Oh well, 10 second rule" *Bends down, picks it up and eats it*

Drunk Dude 2: *Agrees with the 10 second rule*
by pinkpunkmaiden May 20, 2007
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second hand drunk

The ability to get drunk through inhaling alchoholic fumes from bevrages.
Jordan got second hand drunk while at the football game.



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by PooN DEZIGN SLC September 22, 2004
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second-degree burn

Essentially a 'burn' about a burn (e.g. sunburn) that was mentioned in a particular episode of the ever-popular That 70's Show (see burn).
Jackie: Gee, I wish there was someone to help me put sunscreen on my body (hints Hyde).
Hyde: Good idea because sunburn could quickly lead to skin peeling.
Kelso: Aww man. That's a burn about a burn. That's like a second-degree burn!
by lastray September 25, 2010
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5 second rule

Contrary to the belief, it is actually 5 seconds from when you see the food that you may consume it without it being dirty or at all harmful to your body because, come on, it's only been five seconds.
"Sweet! A cheeto!"
"Dude, that's been there for 3 days."
"But I just saw it, like, 3 seconds ago. 5 second rule yo."
by Sabrina O'Henry May 20, 2007
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second look

If you mean a double take I'm gonna punch you in the cunt
Motherfuck. I was just at the gas station across the street and I got the second look. From a dude. Either a feminine dude or a manly woman.

You know the second look.
by LLNKS August 21, 2007
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second hand sex

When two people are fucking either by a window or in a public location and the sex fluids manage to make their way onto an innocent by stander.
I was walking by and open window when jizz fell into my eye. I have become a victim of second hand sex.
by The Stapler October 27, 2008
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3 second rule

the rule that dictates that after you leave a seat it only belongs yours for 3 seconds, any longer then its fair game for who ever wants to nab it.
p1: oi bitch, you nicked my seat
p2: three second rule man.
by Richard November 5, 2004
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