I was trying to watch that movie in the theatre last night but some phantom hawker kept ruining it.
I couldn't eat my meal at the restaurant, some phantom hawker put me off my food.
I couldn't eat my meal at the restaurant, some phantom hawker put me off my food.
by Fenrar28 June 09, 2009
That bird had a face like the elephant man’s ball bag! Mind you, she had massive bangers, long legs and dressed like a Trollope. Linda must’ve been thinking with her phantom phallus when she hit on that munter!
by Nuphagus January 04, 2020
Also known as the "no hand technique" is the act of achieving an orgasm without the use of your hands or outside stimuli, just your genitals and mind
by Astridthestar1 January 29, 2025
The appearance of chacne(chest acne) which occurs as a result of stubble from a shorn chest under a tightly fitting shirt.
by Pfffffft yup January 05, 2019
Phantom jake is the owner of gonar's bank. He is the machine shaped like the head. He is trying to use the pillars. the water drops onto the saltpeter creating a strange idea.
Don't worry about phantom jake
by Exposed brain May 31, 2021
When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”
Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.
by Phantom Shart April 09, 2023
When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.
I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
by Phantom Shart April 09, 2023