Hunter blow thy horn

Family motto bequeathed to the Forest clan in Northumberland, of which spelling variations include: Forrester, Forester, Forrest, Forster, Foster, and Forrestor. Almost to a man, this clan consists of underachievers, slackers and halfwits.

The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:


- An experiment in artificial stupidity.

- Dumber than a box of hair.

- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

- As smart as bait.

- Chimney's clogged.

- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.

and

- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.

Then, at the top of the crest was our family motto. It reads:

"Hunter Blow Thy Horn"

by AuWins57 July 22, 2008

3 horned Canadian pisswilly

When your buddy passes out and u stack three empty beer cans on his forehead

Yo last night after long cock Larry passed out we pulled a 3 horned Canadian pisswilly on em!

by Fatcockniggaaaaaa June 25, 2019

horn battle

A competition between two or more horns usually to see which is loudest. May take place between any types of horns, including car horns, truck horns, locomotive horns, ship horns, marching band horns, etc.

The marching band just had a horn battle with that train! I think it won!

by mamarley August 20, 2011

horn toy

A person who is often used as a sex doll. The person can and will have intercourse with the horn toy whenever they have the chance. Kind of like Mineta.

Person 1: Hi, wanna get some booze?
Person 2: Nah! I’m gonna have some fun with my horn toy.
Person 1: What!
Person 2: …
Horn Toy: *please don’t,* (stands there and accepts it.

by username goes here October 15, 2021

French Horn

When you grab your partners naked hips and smash your lips into there ass crack while blowing, the vibration makes them orgasm. You may need to wet the crack area with tongue in order to really get that vibration going.

I gave my husband a French horn last night till he came

by Veronica Valentin August 2, 2017

Uni-Shark Horn Sword

The sword that KA_TheLegend uses to fight off monsters, and bad guys. it shoots out rainbows, and its the Uni-Shark's extra horn, that can never break. and its rainbow colored.

You better watch out, KA_TheLegend is using his Uni-Shark Horn Sword!!

by KA_TheLegend April 23, 2017

Horn

A person who is dedicated to a cause.

He's a massive strava horn - Inferring they use stava a lot

by Douglas.savage December 14, 2022