by Hamguy1 June 27, 2014
Get the ham guy mug.To be Ham fucked is to be so insanely drunk that your eyes begin to close, you lose brain capacity to the extend that you forget who you are out with or what you should be doing, and inevitably fall asleep standing upright against a wall at the side of the dancefloor. Always a fun night!
by Dave Smith2000 November 29, 2013
Get the Ham fucked mug.*noun* To go hard as fuck to the point of no returns. Usually associated with drinking outrageous amounts of alcohol and waking up with piss in your pants, the taste of shit in your mouth, teeth ground down to the gums and a dislocated jaw from munging out to Darude Sandstorm for 18 hours.
"Holy fuck! Look at John Howard the barnzed up kent! He just rooted his neighbours dog for a durry, the maniac is going ham sanga again tonight!"
"Fuck you Mum! For the last time im not going to eat the stupid broccoli alright! You have been trying this shit on me since Dad left to get durrys from Bi-Lo and never came back! Im going over to me mate Bronsons with a few blue cans and some winnie reds to go ham sanga!"
"Fuck you Mum! For the last time im not going to eat the stupid broccoli alright! You have been trying this shit on me since Dad left to get durrys from Bi-Lo and never came back! Im going over to me mate Bronsons with a few blue cans and some winnie reds to go ham sanga!"
by John "Ham" Howard March 30, 2015
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by UrbanDictionarySnob July 2, 2015
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by Aytie August 21, 2015
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