Two-bits

A term from the mid-20th century used for in place of the coin quarter.

At check out, the cashier gave Bob two-bits and a dime.

by NormaJean63 October 18, 2018

[two bits]

Deriving from the "Shave and Hair cut, two bits" jingle, "Two bits" refers to a woman who does not shave/wax/remove body hair on legs, arm pits, facial hair, etc. The words two bits are used alone to reference the jingle with the implication that a shave/wax/haior removal is in order.

(At the beach)
Man 1: "Look at the hair on her thighs"
Man 2: "Yeah, two bits allright"

by mreillyDC December 18, 2008

Two-Face

When you finger a girl on her period and then finish on your hand, wiping it across one half of her face.

"I totally Two-Faced that girl last night."

by Kitchen'sClosed October 30, 2008

two-faced bitch

Someone who can be nice as pie one minute & a backstabbing bitch the next.

I was shocked to see the two-faced bitch in Marla come out at the bar. She was really nice to one gal & as she turned away, & whispered to me how "I can't stand that bitch." She was being a two~faced bitch!

by Starchylde June 7, 2016

death on two legs

A dangerous person, able to fight.

That old Sergeant, used to be known as death on two legs!

by I, Wreckerrr November 20, 2016

Two Pump Dump

Blowing your load during sex after just two pelvic thrusts.

It had been such a long time since Erik had sex, that he was only able to execute a two pump dump.

by The Dogg August 12, 2014

tony two bags

Trea Turner's favorite player, Anthony Rendon, also known as the best 3rd baseman in baseball. Plays for the best team in the MLB, the Washington Nationals.

And Tony Two Bags, living up to his name, has hit yet another double! Bring us your backpack emojis!

by Raynman9 June 4, 2018