Taint

One who feels extremely shitty or wants to express deep emotion of horrible feeling.

David king I drank too much last night and I feel like utter taint

by Mikehawk75 April 15, 2021

Satan's Taint

The area around Costco's front entrance. It's constantly jammed with:
1. People who have never "been to the big city"
2. 60 year old women who are trying to fit a new couch in the trunk of their Mazda Miata
3. People who refuse until there are no pedestrians within 75 feet.

"Dude, why are you so late?"
"Sorry bro, Costco had a sale on pork rinds and I got stuck in Satan's Taint for 30 minutes trying to get to my car"

by veggieHater April 29, 2021

Taint Bubstep

Derived from the word taint bubble, taint bubstep is the noise a fart makes as it moves along the taint and hits the ballsack.

"The excessive volume of your taint bubstep is makes me feel like bucking out"

by Jova nov February 14, 2012

Taint Waffer

the dried up spoge that settles in ones ass crack

Girl: Oh my god, i had anal last night, and i have a huge taint waffer in my crack.

by aceboxer March 4, 2012

Tainted Status

When you make a genuinely funny Facebook status and someone corrects a small grammatical error you made and then that's all people notice.

Status: Who makes the sandwich if your in a gay relationship?

Comment: *you're

Comment after that: wow nice grammar lol

Response to comment: that is now a tainted status

by original name May 29, 2012

Taint Stich

the ridge of skin that runs on the taint from the anus to the balls

His taint stich was a thing of beauty

by stuarthub December 16, 2011

Taint Sparkle

The remains of a fart that produces a splatter of shit on one's taint.

"I thought I farted, but when i wiped, the paper revealed that I had a large amount of taint sparkles."

by klickklackpow January 6, 2012