Someone who steals pool balls and proceeds to ruin every game of pool he can get his hands on. Often waiting for the game to start before slowly making his way to the table to ruin it . The pool table bandit operates alone and takes his time stealing ball to ball.
by The pool table bandit himself November 22, 2021
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD it’s the toxic table
by milson jim’s dog July 02, 2020
Buying tables is female code speak for having sexual intercourse. Usually without strings or outwith a relationship.
"Oh me and Tom went buying tables this afternoon, it was fantastic"
"Richard told me tonight that he's only really interested in buying tables with me"
"Richard told me tonight that he's only really interested in buying tables with me"
by Howerd_Stern_Face September 22, 2011
practicing your bedroom fantasies on the dining room table.
“I just put a hole in the side of my dining table! Now when my girl comes over, i can show her how table mating works.” *smirk*
by SapphireSteel March 25, 2022
You are face timing a friend and you get you bottle of table water, they say, "omg, she's got her table water you noob!" and you say," stop noosing me noob"
by The bigger pro 1 October 26, 2019
by Evilmario22404 July 03, 2018
To turn, drop trouser, bend over and spray your diarrhoea over the table/desk/other things in protest.
They laughed in her face, laughed at her tears laughed at her trembling limbs, so , out of desperation and defiance, she skunked the table. - Memoirs of Greta Thunberg, 2061
by ShirterDeserter March 10, 2022