turtle underwear 

To be wearing underwear that are very disgusting, often having a horrific odor and be very hard like a turtle's shell.

Adrian - Dude, Bonnaroo was really fun, but sleeping in your car wasn't. I'm wearing turtle underwear.

turtle underwear by SooooAnonymous May 1, 2014

Turtle nuts 

A common insult from the whitest of low income housings

Yo man you gotta pay your rent for the month.

Nah man I don't have it.

Man you turtle nuts.

Turtle nuts by vogonalover May 19, 2014

Turtle Net

Beyond slow and very slow Internet Connection.

Sorry late reply, I'm using a turtle net.

Turtle Net by PuyatLord June 11, 2014

turtle herd 

A group of total baddasses that only do original things and influence others to do the badass shit too. Three hot ass guy accompanied by three hot ass girls.

The turtle herd is so baddass I wanna be in it but I'm not hot or original!

turtle herd by Turtleherd July 7, 2014

Turtle Sandwhich 

It is the process of 3 or more turtles mating at the same time. So pretty much a turtle orgy.

"Look at all of those turtles stacked on top of each other, they look like a Turtle Sandwhich and sound like one in the making. Ew."

Turtle Sandwhich by Mitkish September 12, 2014

Turtle dick 

Someone that takes a long time to get an erection

"did you sleep with tom last night?"
"no, he had a turtle dick."

Turtle dick by Hairyboy2000 January 28, 2015

Turtle Calves

When someone's calves are so large, that they look like they have a baby turtle inside them.

Dude! Check out those girls legs! She has HUGE turtle calves!
legs workout calves exercise

Bruh, have you seen Jessica Simpson's turtle calves?

Turtle Calves by thatonesuperradicalchick March 9, 2015