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Swinger

A person who does drifts donuts with their car, particularly ones at street side shows
I sold my car to a swinger from LA, i saw him doing donuts with it on the news
by NissanZ June 30, 2021
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singapssses

a fucking horrible way to type sunglasses.
Person 1: please those singapssses arent even fitting his head
Person 2: im calling the cops
by naoki katsuya July 14, 2021
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Singalong

Make her sing (moan) to your strokes. It takes skill and effort to make her do so.
Hey Jeff: Bob what you do last night, you left early.
Bob: I made Jenn singalong! Don't tell anyone!
by Spank Daddy July 20, 2021
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Singapore expert

People who are extremely stupid and incompetent, or have no idea what the hell they are saying. Just like the dog meme, except it's not fun, and people will suffer, or are suffering the consequences of their incompetence. Used mostly as a derogatory remark, or an adjective.

This category of people was first discovered by the world when Singapore's covid task force began lying through their teeth, blatantly spouting medical lies and committing medical fraud and ran out of ideas on who else to blame other than themselves.
Example 1
A: I think we can solve world hunger by making people eat their own shit!!! Genius amirite guise???
B: Oh wow!!! Such clever! You must be a Singapore expert!!!

Example 2
A: I think C might be a Singapore expert
B: Why would you say that?
C: I believe everything the government says if reality proves them wrong then reality is wrong! If the people is poisoned by the govt then it must be because it had to happen and it must be a good thing that my fellow people are being poisoned! I'm so patriotic!
B: OOOHHHHHHHH I SEE!!!!!!!
A: Yep

Example 3
X: Yeah that's what you people who don't sell out your fellow people to your government are like. Low lives!
Y: Yeah whatever you f***ing Singapore expert!!!
Z: (at X) BOOOOO SINGAPORE EXPERT BOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Example 4
A: I don't get why Lawrence is the one in charge. He doesn't even know what his department is doing. How has he get that high up in rank when he's so incompetent?
B: That's a Singapore expert for you! Only the most useless and incompetent and corrupt goes to the top.
by 狮城咖啡 October 29, 2021
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Swing

When your gun swings while shooting something or someone up.
‘If they keep playing I’ll swing my shyt
by verley November 6, 2021
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Singapore

A redneck term for flawless skin. Poreless.
Susan: What are you using on your face? Your skin looks amazing!
Me: Its my new face cream, guaranteed to not leave a singapore on the face!

Susan: Black people age so nicely.
Me: Right! Look at Cletus, he ain't got a singapore on his skin!
by Polly Tatum November 16, 2021
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singapore blog

A shit ig account that whines when people have the same post as him

The owner is a pedofhile which like to hunt for xmm or any girls that are pretty
So i urge u if u are in sg blog 2 pls leave as you might fall into his pedo hands soon
by www.Sheesh August 21, 2021
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