Stoner

a stoner is a person who smokes weed everyday, or whenever they can. stoners don't get high just because they think they are addicted, that's a pot head, stoners like the high of the weed,its fun. they are chill people.

you smoke weed because you like the high of it, your a stoner.

by illegalshit420 May 22, 2010

stoner

People who enjoy smoking the Marijuana on a regular basis. Friendly people who are nice too. And although they could spend their hard earned cash on something that could get them somewhere in life, they are happy buying weed on a $50+ a week budget.

I am a lot more successful then those stoners because I don't spend all my money on the Herb of the sacred garden

by The Evangelist June 18, 2011

stoner baby

1. Someone who is constantly under the influence of marijuana, and must be taken care of due to their lack of functionality.

2. Someone who is constantly under the influence of marijuana, and ruins other people's highs due to their annoying, selfish and child-like persona.

Camila: dude, stop being such a stoner baby. we're trying to have fun.

Noah: buhhh-- uh...

Camila: *rolls eyes*

Noah: fuck you guys, lets smoke more.

by annoyed_friend March 5, 2014

Stoner

Someone who has an unhealthy obsession with talking to rocks, and is also called a pothead for other unrelated reasons. Stoner's also seem to have a tendency to act like idiots when talking to their rocks, but they also refer to themselves as "cool" which is completely false.

Man one: Yo, did you see that stoner yesterday at that one party?
women one: Yeah, they're total creeps.

by SilverxShadow March 4, 2018

hippie stoner moment

When you or you friend has a moment so completely ridiculous, they must be high. Even funnier when you're friend is straigtedge.

David: So Bob told me he likes Lilac now.
Lilac: Who's Lilac?
Everyone: (laughing hysterically) hippie stoner moment!!!!

by hippie_queen February 21, 2008

stoner

Someone who smokes weed all the time, and is so stoned all the time that they are unaware of their surroundings. The person is liable to smoke up to 4 joints a day, and things that are done in the house are always gone un-noticed. A stoner can sometimes forget where he is or what he is doing and can leave lights on, doors open, taps running and the heating on all night.

For fuck sake, the stupid git left on the lights in the hall, the kitchen, the bathroom, left the heating on, and left the tap running. I'll give him 5 years and he'll be dead from smoking that shit everyday, the stupid smelly Dog.

by Dog March 5, 2004

Stoner

Someone, mostly males from the ages of 13-19, who run around throwing rocks at people for no good reason. They throw stones, hence the term "stoner".

Benny: "Ya see that boy Jonny walking towards us?"

Me: "Yeah, what about him?"

Benny: "Well rumor has it that he is quite the stoner."

Me: "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH RUN FOR YOUR LIfe!!!!!"
*takes off running*

by dabizz June 16, 2008