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the stoned master

The stoned master is the cannabis high martial arts counterpart version of the drunken master, but better because the high not only relaxes the body and mind but it gives clarity and focus with more perception in a fight. The stoned master is more healthy and agile as well with euphoric confidence. Eddie Bravo is one of the stoned masters of the MMA league.
Eddie Bravos skills improve every time he smokes and gets high and becomes the stoned master in the MMA ring. With his incredible focus of being high he is always one step ahead of his opponent.
by superbipolar420 November 20, 2015
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Stone Liver

Having the ability to put away massive quantities of alcoholic beverages.
"Damn, he's got a stone liver."
"Whadaya expect? He's Irish."
by Ox Jr. June 15, 2009
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Cum stone

A stone that is made of or creates cum. The stone is usually blue and is presented in fontcest fan art (unfortunately)
Bro is that the cum stone”
“it’s a blanket
“but blue”
“No”
“cum”
by GhostieToms January 18, 2022
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Stone Love

A man with no hair who loves to have sex with small farm animals! (Mostly Sheep)
That bald man sure loves his animals, wait whats he doing with that sheep? Its like he's doing it Stone Love style!
by Donkey Cock March 7, 2009
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stone ocean

When the creators of a series (television/book/manga/etc ...) choose to end it in the most shocking, unrealistic, cliche, or random way possible. Usually the result of the writers' lack of foresight or ingenuity. It can be described as a "Deus Ex Machina" which, instead of arbitrarily moving the plot forward, ends the series entirely.

The phrase is derived from the "Stone Ocean" story arc of the Jojo's Bizarre Adventure manga, where the antagonist literally destroys the universe. A similar universe is created, but no one there remembers anything about the previous universe and history changes dramatically.

While technically the manga's still called "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure", the story's only remotely similar to the prior. Most fans were either traumatized or pissed-off. The manga's writer is believed by fans to have ended the previous plot line to remove it's creative constraints to do something different.
Person 1: "Did you see the finale of that old TV show 'Dinosaurs'"?

Person 2: "Yeah. What a stone ocean that was, 'eh?"
by ThePenguin227 December 6, 2016
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stone pimp

verb, meaning a hardcore dude with lots of girls.
check him out he's (a)stonepimp, eatin with all those girls
by ryan January 26, 2005
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Cold Stone

When you shit like a beast till day break
i was cold stoneing all night i drank x-lax
by Superdeluxe December 24, 2008
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