New York Steamer

The male in the relationship takes a poop on their partners chest. Then they stomp on it and the partner licks it off like ice cream.

I New York Steamered my girlfriend last night.

by TinyTerry August 24, 2025

Barnet Steamer

When you jizz into a shot glass, microwave it, and pour it on a womans chest or back typically causing a burn.

Girl 1: My boyfriend was drunk last night and convinced me to let him do a barnet steamer

Girl 2: what the fuck

by RunningWithAnErection October 28, 2025

Pumpkin Patch Steamer

When you surround yourself in a hot tub with a group of redheads within 2 hours of taking them for some Live Más.

It was a chilly fall day - the perfect occasion for a grande supreme chalupa, 78 soft shell tacos, some fire sauce, and a pumpkin patch steamer.

by Papa Smurphy November 13, 2025

Salt Lake Steamer

When a homeless man picks a fight with a state worker, then proceeds to shit in the entryway of the tax building to assert dominance.

Yo! Did you hear about the hobo that gave Trevor a Salt Lake Steamer the other day?

by JoeMama7717 December 11, 2025

Steamer

A large potent fresh turd that comes out so hot it's literally steaming.

I just laid down a fat steamer in your bathroom.

by Chunkmastarr January 7, 2026

Dubai Steamer

When your lady friend lays some pistachio's on your chest and proceeds to lay a fat log on top of the pistachio's, effectively crushing them for your mutual enjoyment.

"Shes into some real freaky shit"
"like a Cleveland steamer?"
"Nah a Dubai Steamer"

"Dear God"

by fengshuiloverladyboy67 January 8, 2026

Simple Steamer

An average sized log or small pile of excrement, steamy in nature.

“Just left a simple steamer behind that bush over there.”

by Militantswine6 January 12, 2026