ocean steamer

An ocean steamer is when you go down on a woman and her pussy lips grab a hold of you like an octopus and try sucking you down, disappearing in the Bermuda Triangle

I had a real whale of a time the other day in this bbw. I couldn’t breathe from the ocean steamer.

by xXJustBlaze420Xx June 15, 2019

Kentucky Steamer

When a man pours a shot of bourbon on a woman's chest, drops a deuce on her chest and sprinkles the load with brown sugar. Then, the man muddles the brown sugar bourbon deuce with his butt cheeks.

I just got back to my room at the Brown Hotel and my wife and I made a Kentucky Steamer.

by DJ Erryson March 9, 2025

Cleveland Steamer

The act of taking a shit on a female sex partner's chest.

I laid a huge Cleveland steamer on that slut's tits last night. Call 1-800-STEEMER Cleveland Steemer makes it cleaner.

by SpoogeBob CumPants March 6, 2021

Detroit Steamer

When you take a massive dump before a steaming hot shower and you smell up the whole house.

Man it reeks in here! Did you just take a detroit steamer?

by 8lugsnoplugs May 30, 2021

Cleveland steamer

Another name for Odell Beckham jr

Did you see the Cleveland steamer drop the ball in the end zone last night .

by Zimbabwe latiki Jackson September 8, 2020

Pearly Steamer

When two homosexual men have buttsex, after the pitcher has finished jizzing in his partners a-hole he lies on the floor and his partner speads his gaped anus and takes a steamy cumfilled turd on the pitchers stomach.

As Tyler entered the room he noticed kyle leaving a pearly steamer on greg's torso, all while greg moaned "oh how relaxing!"

by BuddyJezuz October 30, 2008

Marie Calender Steamer

When one receives a blowjob in a car outside a resturant in the middle of winter and the windows steam up

Damn, that was the best marie calender steamer I ever had. I had to let the windows down to cool off

by buster903 October 16, 2010