J-Standing

Smelling so bad that you’re eyes become attracted to minors.

*A year 12 asks for a year 9’s Snapchat*
Person: That guy’s J-Standing.

by NJP Gaming April 17, 2019

Taco Stand

A taco stand is any place females are known to congregate at or frequent so much that the female to male ratio becomes the opposite of a sausage party. Boutiques, hair salons, fabric stores, etc. are very apt examples of a taco stand.

My girl wanted me to go with her while she had her nails done but I always think she's trying to catch me looking at other women when she drags me along to a taco stand.

by Richard Cranium Sr. August 6, 2017

standing log

When you shit and the turd stands straight up and falls over, crushing your balls and anything else in their path

Friend A: "Sorry dude, I can't go to gym today, I got hit with a standing log"
Friend B: "damn bro"

by Creambythedozen October 27, 2022

Picture stand

A thing hung on ur wall that has pictures on it and is named by gharabawy.

Gharabawy loves the picture stand on jumanas wall.

by Charli Demagorgan July 25, 2021

Stand upright

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Player 1. Hey wanna play some stand upright

Player 2. You mean shutdown simulator?

by Flarecharger May 25, 2022

Please stand by

Amanda’s song (OKAYCAVE). Literally owns the rights to the song. There’s nothing more to it

Have you heard the song please stand by by chase atlantic?

Yeah that’s AMANDAs song. You know OKAYCAVE on twitter

by Xxchaseatlanticxx November 13, 2021

standing on business

Ignoring and maintaining zero contact with your ex AT ALL COSTS (even if they reach out to you first)

- ding -
Ex: hey babe i rlly miss you i wish u would take me back
You: - block - (bitch I’m standing on business know idk what you thought this was)
- you go to the club -
Ex: u aint see my msg?
You: - walks away and avoids eye contact - (bc you’re standing on business)

by bootysnatcher788 November 26, 2023