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midwestern standoff

A no-win situation in which no action is taken because all parties defer to the others. Like a Mexican standoff but with toxic niceness instead of guns.
Every driver at the 4-way stop waved the others along but no one would go since it was a midwestern standoff.
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean January 7, 2020
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Bean stand

A lady boner, specifically the clitoris.
That hot guy over there is giving me a wicked bean stand.
by B. Stand January 8, 2021
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Arse stained tattie

A way to call someone a potato dipped in shit. A general insult.
Sum Buddy: "Can I borrow 5 bucks?"
Appe Erson: "Fok off ya arse stained tattie"
by The Insult Man April 16, 2021
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The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe

Released in 2022 for Steam, Xbox, PlayStation and Nintendo, The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe is an updated release and sequel to 2013’s The Stanley Parable. Well known for being a meta deconstruction of video game choices and free will, a British narrator (played by Kevan Brighting) guides Stanley to freedom. You will make choices, you will not make choices. The end is never the end is never the end is never (repeat infinum)
This is the story of a game called The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe. One day, it gained an entry on Urban Dictionary and was received with reviews from those on the website. The quote is an example of how the narrator narrates the game, and as such should be read in his voice.
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Anti-stationwagonism

A term made up by Ciro de Siena from cars.co.za about the fear of station wagons and moving away from station wagons and buying worthless crossover SUVs.
Anti-stationwagonism is very widespread in many areas of the world, apart from say Europe.
by KnorrGuy November 6, 2022
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Battle Stations!

A phrase often uttered by Captain Benjamin Sisko, commander of Deep Space 9. It is pronounced with a deep niggerish bas tone and underlying notes of urban hoodlum timbre with the intent to sound simultaneously dramatic and reassuring. Only a member of the nigger community wearing the Starfleet uniform may speak these words as white officers' utterance are far less effective in boosting crew morale.
by Unclecrazy February 24, 2023
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manipulation station

A place where you have one way ticket from the toxic gossip train
Toxic gossip train: here’s a one way ticket to the manipulation station
by XplodingKittenz August 4, 2023
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