Squib

A vape, or the act of vaping itself

"Bro lets squib off our squibs because urban dictionary wont publish our definition and it makes us sad bro"

by Thewarfalcon May 12, 2016

Squid

A form of masturbation, your hand movement has to be like a squid and your fingers have to be like squid tentacles on the tip of the penis.

Sorry Bro I won't be out tonight I'm gonna have a mental squiddy over some hot latina mom porn.

by THE GPC July 11, 2016

Squid

A stick like character with grey hair who when they dance shakes there there tentacles like noones business

Damn look at him .. He dances like a squid!

by Mootster July 28, 2016

squib

An insult to somebody to indicate that they are fake or stupid following a swear ford such as: Fucking, Bloody, Mother Fucking ect. Also linked to the term for a sentence to show sarcasm or show something they have said is fake.

Boy1: Jeff im Gay
Boy2: No Barry, your a fucking Squib

by Zack Webb November 24, 2016

squibbapuss

Someone so stuck on their self that their tentacles tentacles reach out to everyone around them to let them know that it is a new kind of stupid the only explanation for their existence is that they have nine lives.

Just shut the fuck up squibbapuss.
I hope that squibbapuss don't rub off on you

by Growpier January 19, 2017

Squid slam

When a man takes his enormous cock and swings it as hard as he can against the face of a helpless woman. Resulting in an unconscious, tooth missing, face bleeding, cum covered and demoralized woman. the term dated back to the early settlement days where pilgrims use to conduct this act on Native American woman in longhouses and wigwams. The first male to successfully conduct a "SQUID SLAM" was John smith. Walt Disney was trying to document this act in the movie Pocahontas but the scene was removed to to funding. It was later seen in a three second apperence in the movie SpaceJam and was performed my Micheal Jordan. He then retires a few years shortly after the release of the film.

Dude! Last night I asked my girl if she wanted to spice things up and she said of hell yeah you son of a bitch! .....so I squid slammed her as hard as I could! I then spent the next 9 hours in the ER. Good. The only good thing about it was when I was explaining the story to the nurse she was diggin the Squid Slam and asked if I could show her..... so I did while the old lady was still passed out.

by DE SOTO April 27, 2017

squid mouth

What happens when you are chewing on your pen and the ink gets all over your mouth and chin.

Mary got squid mouth when she got lost in Jared's eyes.

by Caution:JaZz January 15, 2017