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Goon Slave

A name used for someone who acts as another persons sidekick, often attached onto their master like a leech. The idea of a goon slave comes from the glazing the master receives from the slave, or in other terms 'receiving their goon'
Ethan: "All John ever does is follow me around"

Devon: "Yeah cause he's your little goon slave"
by DCG$ June 7, 2024
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Cock-Slave

I obviously meant cock-slave! Not an actual slave.
Hym "Come on, you know I meant cock-slave! She's even doing the incest ritual!"
by Hym Iam February 22, 2024
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Hebrew slave day

A weekend of hard labor at mom’s farm, with no pay but fringe benefits like boating, going to cabin, riding horses, bbqs etc.
Don’t forget Friday afternoon at moms for Hebrew Slave Day.
by Longshotlee April 1, 2024
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Hebrew Slave Day

A day of hard labor for mom digging holes, building fences and stacking wood without pay, but good fringe benefits; bbqs, boating, cabin weekends, bin fires, etc
Don’t forget Friday is Hebrew Slave Day, we are moving the back fence.
by Longshotlee April 1, 2024
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Pro Slavery Guy

Wants me to not get paid for my labor and/or property.
Hym "Pro Slavery Guy admonishes Slavery Apologist. One is better than the other."
by Hym Iam February 26, 2025
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Gooner Slave

A pornography addicted without a goal in life that drowns that feeling my masturbating all day to online women who thinks people like them are disgusting.
"For mommy natalieexking I would do anything! I'm her gooner slave!"
by super_nigger March 14, 2025
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Tax Slave

Person who is willing to give their wages away so another individual can virtue signal their “superior” need to “help” people when that money is more likely to be embezzled via fraud.
California has a large Tax Slave populace so the Feds can divvy out the money for votes.
by TacitTangerine January 27, 2026
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