Simon

A man that enjoys Minecraft and is "poggers" and musical instruments.

Simon beat the dragon in 1hour and 20mins.

by INBOUNDLIVE April 9, 2021

The Simone Biles Trick

You rub your hands together with chalk and then do a triple layer flip while your man is sitting in a chair and you flip as high as you can then sit on his face.

“I did the Simone Biles Trick on my boyfriend and we’ve done it every night since!”

by Red_Velvet99 November 11, 2025

Simon kalivoda

Simon kalivoda is the best, funniest, hottest character in fear street he didn't deserve to die ofc. He's also jaslenes bf (I'll share ig 🙄🙄) anyways he's so hot and i just love him you probably do to whoever is reading this would love him anyways bye for now

"Who's Simon kalivoda?"
"Hes the hottest dead person ever"

by Urmomshotgf September 26, 2021

Simon Spice

The addition of exaggerated and/or fabricated facts to an average story.

Average story: Stephanie likes watermelons.
Story with "Simon Spice": Stephanie had sex with three dudes in a watermelon field.

by YoyoDance February 3, 2010

Simonize

When a forum moderator goes off the rails (postal) and attempts to destroy a forum from within.

Bob the Super Moderator banned all the other Moderators last night and started to Simonize multiple threads on Duckduckgoose.com

by nuttsgt March 2, 2021

Simon

Complete faggot

He fucked a dude, what a simon.

by mcdouchebag1997 November 23, 2021

Simon Montgomery

Someone who doesn't understand the definition of nicknames.

Im Simon Montgomery I don't understand shit about nicknames.

by BPaws August 16, 2016