Simon kalivoda

Simon kalivoda is the best, funniest, hottest character in fear street he didn't deserve to die ofc. He's also jaslenes bf (I'll share ig 🙄🙄) anyways he's so hot and i just love him you probably do to whoever is reading this would love him anyways bye for now

"Who's Simon kalivoda?"
"Hes the hottest dead person ever"

by Urmomshotgf September 26, 2021

simon

a very attractive black male with perfect teeth very fun too hang around with his a player so ladies watch out and dont fall in love with that sexy as nigga

simon is so sexy man

by johnshs September 28, 2021

Simone

Beautiful, kind and caring. With a big bunda 👀

Yoo big batty simone

by Slang king October 5, 2021

simovero

a god among humans with a strong sense of humor and a very high IQ

<woah did u see that guy?! he is such a simovero>

by simovero November 21, 2021

simohamed

Someone kind and cute (harchli)

This one is a simohamed

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Simon

Dumb zombie

Watch out, is a simon nearby!

by MueSolomon November 21, 2021

Simon

Simon is a man with a fairly average sized cock. Often women see Simon as a kind of a weird person, leaving Simon to settle for his American buddy Harley who lives in 'massivetwoshits' (massachusettes) their romantic chemistry is often staggering. Often leaving the average unisex couple jealous of their passionate love making. Simon is a femine man who can often be slightly racist but that's nothing compared to his love for a Subaru brz. Simon is pittied for liking the brz for obvious reasons... (it's fucking slow) but no matter how weird he may be, he is always loved by the hoe-mies. Show your local Simon some love & if socially acceptable, proceed to make love to him passionately.

Shut up, 'Simon'
That is one massive 'Simon'
'Simon' sexualizes his homies

by Zimcox November 21, 2021