Sidewank

When you wank while laying sideways as to avoid suspicion that you are actually wanking.

Hey you won't believe it, i caught my flat mate sidewanking. Was really awkward when i walked in and he glanced at me in a state of complete shock!

by Bpicer April 8, 2011

sidgaf

Sincerely I don't give a fuck.

-Excuse me sir can you move your chair please? You're bothering me.
-SIDGAF

by AGuyWithNoSWAG November 25, 2013

sidebulge

A dudes junk bulging through his pants with the viewer witnessing said protrusion from the side. The cousin of the sideboob.

"Look at that guy over there checking out photos of Kate Upton on his phone, he's got a major sidebulge going on."

by Hairless Wookie January 12, 2014

sideways cheeseburger

A girls vagina. When the vagina is pinched between the thumb and index finger.

I had a sideways cheeseburger for lunch.

by youngwallstreet January 16, 2015

Sideblob

A jacked up, unnecessary showing of side boob.

"Damn GiGi! Put that sideblob away right now!"

by Loveliest41 September 15, 2015

Side squad

A squad that is not your main squad so the side chick of squads

Sorry im hanging with my side squad today

by Beastmode29 October 5, 2015

sidewalk service

When you’re trying to discreetly pick a wedgie, but you focus so much on being sneaky to the people in front of you, that you accidentally put on a full show for the people behind you.

The smell of the Gorgonzola cream sauce was made immediately unappetizing by the Sidewalk Service they were receiving from the man at the window. If only he’d worn different underwear.

by Tommy_John December 3, 2015