Joerg speed

Slower then a turtle

Man you're going Joerg speed, you're super slow.

by TMMITL April 10, 2019

The Speed Zone

When you have been sending too many cursed images to your lads and they banish you to the Speed Zone through text, it’s a parallel to our world but everything is sped and a bunch of wack stuff happens. The only way to get out is by going through Guchhi India. Watch out though because if you take the wrong door you end up in hell.

“Hey Mom I’m just in the Speed Zone, I’m getting chased by Bill Clinton in a series of never ending connected bathrooms. You know how it B in the Speed Zone”

by Big Cakespot July 19, 2019

Baja Speedball

Xanax + Adderall + shot of tequila. Preferably taken in small doses throughout the day.

Went down to Cabo for the weekend, Dave and I were doing Baja Speedballs all day on Friday.

by SwishaaSweet July 24, 2020

AC speed

Stands for almost C the speed of light or 99.9%.

Some stars that orbit a black holes have been found to orbit at AC speed

by Lone wolf sirius November 30, 2020

gamer speed

Gamer Speed occurs when a gamer of any kind enters a bullet-time like state where their reaction time greatly increases to a massive degree or manages to think 1 or more steps ahead of the enemy

Person 1: dude I just entered gamer speed
Person 2: holy shit what did it feel like

Person 1: time slowed down and I could sense people next move

Person 3: DIRTY HACKER

by Harrybo68419 December 11, 2020

Wangan Speed

to achieve speed over 186mph or 300kmh on a highway

guy: hey dude wanna do wangan speed
guy 2: yeah sure im down

by z32nation February 1, 2021

Canadian speedball

Smoking weed while drinking coffee. Typically done in the morning, either at home or driving to work while stopping at Tim Hortons. Similar to an actual speedball, but instead of cocaine, its coffee and instead of heroin, its weed.

A Canadian speedball is when you smoke weed while drinking coffee.

by LOLSushii February 7, 2021