Smoking a ham

The act of farting past a turd in your ass

I better run to the shitter, I done smoked this ham enough.

I been smoking a ham since after lunch, I better stop at sheetz and sheet.

by Boogie 63 March 9, 2021

smoke and scroll

smoke a joint and scroll on the phone reading IG feed or watching TikTok or any web contents with infinite algorithm-supported feeds.

smoke and scroll has been my COVID life

by syntaxlogofree January 7, 2021

Smoking Balls

A phrase used to describe when a person doesn't know what the hell they're talking about but they keep talking. Also applicable when a person messes up their speech factually or grammatically.

Guy 1: "Hey, I think that JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is a really good anime"
Guy 2: "Quit Smoking Balls, Gavin"

by dead.conservative#6967 October 16, 2021

Smoking simulator

Smoking Simulator is a computer game that tasks you with surviving a stressful day at work armed with only a handful of cigarettes.

I love playing Smoking simulator it my favorite video game

by Game mode 0 July 23, 2018

pop smoke

Military slang for making a quick departure, especially in a cloud of confusion.

We're done here, time to pop smoke.

by TomRedlion March 14, 2021

joker smoking

Pulling the smoke into your mouth, but not inhaling, just blowing it out.

Stop joker smoking my spliff, you're wasting my weed

by Drunk0nShadowz August 2, 2018

Smoking skins

The act of sex, be it manual, vaginal or anal without lubricant when lubricant is needed, making both parties raw and most likely resulting in pain.

I hit this hottie in the elevator, but we started smoking skins so I had to stop until we got some lube.

by Laramie Boyz January 5, 2012