Shit Sweats

The profuse perspiration that one experiences when they feel as though their ass hole is literally about to explode with a mass amount of fecal matter, and there is no bathroom readily accessible.

Oh man, oh man! Pull over RIGHT now! I have the shit sweats! This deuce needs to drop right now!

by Kissesfromkrista November 19, 2010

Shit Wagon

(n.) The physical embodiment of raw suckage. When something is so completely crappy that no other words can describe it. The complete opposite of Shit Kicker.

Do you read DC comics?
Ugh, DC comics? It's the shit wagon.

by Thenamethatis30characterslong. October 6, 2006

shit raped

Excreting a log large enough to feel like your ass hole has just been raped.

See the guy waddling out of the bathroom, he must have just been shit raped.

by Jonn & Ken December 10, 2006

Shit Potato

When you intentionally clog an establishment's toilet by forcing a potato into the bottom of their toilet and then take a massive, burrito-driven dump on top of it. Then you wait and watch from a hidden table as the poor bastard tries to flush unsuccessfully and only after putting on the shoulder high gloves does he manage to extract the potato from under all that noxious, diarrhea water.

After my buddy got fired from his bartending job, I went and bought a beautiful yukon gold, had two carne asada burritos and a venti latte, and I dropped the biggest shit potato ever in their third stall. He needed two barbecue forks to loosen that evil spud.

by mctuggin April 8, 2010

shit on ice

A good thing

This party's gonna be shit on ice

by flippityjibbits June 2, 2017

Shit in my Happy Meal

When something happens in your life that's so bad its like getting a fresh delicious Happy Meal when you're starving to death opening the bag and seeing a big wad of shit on top!

Falling down the up escalator was a Shit in my Happy Meal

by Dr. Schlaktus April 7, 2009

shit taste

1. n. A person that has poor taste qualities towards certain subjects.

2. v. The inability to discriminate between good and bad qualities towards a subject.
3. adj. A subject that has a poor sense of taste and quality.

Usually it refers from entertainment to arts.

E.g. 1
Person 1: OMG! I love X's music.
Person 2: You have shit taste. Y's music is way out your X's league.

E.g. 2
Person 1: OMG! I love Urban Dictionary.
Person 2: You have shit taste. Go read a real quality dictionary book.

by Gogo91 October 13, 2013