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rachel

someone who shits in the shower and puts it down the drain. also a jew who complains a lot.
bro did you hear about rachel?

yea i heard she poops in the shower
by bruh2212 February 29, 2020
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Rachel

Best person you could find in your lifetime, someone who will stick by your side in the span of 3 months and eventually becomes a loveable person and friend. Has a lot of style and is such a slay, she can be goofy but in the best way possible always putting a smile on your face. She also has a massive 9 incher. She has a ghosting problem though.
Person 1: Yo bro i met this girl called rachel, do you know about her?
Person 2: Oh are you talking about "the" rachel, i heard she has a massive 9 incher
by ihavea7incher December 12, 2022
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Rachel

A Rachel is always living 5 steps in the future. She appreciates what she has, but never stops dreaming how it could be better. A Rachel is frequently underestimating herself. Others see her style and talents, but she only sees her flaws. Once Rachel falls in love, she will love that person forever, regardless if it is reciprocated. Luckily, her love expands to encompass all who are worthy.
Oh, she still loves you after24 years? That's so Rachel of her.
by FlyingJaguar November 23, 2021
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Rachel

Rachel is truly an extraordinary person. Her kindness knows no bounds, and her compassion lights up the lives of those around her. She possesses an innate ability to turn ordinary moments into extraordinary memories, infusing joy and warmth into every interaction. Rachel's genuine nature and unwavering support create a haven for friendship and understanding. Her intelligence, combined with a heart full of empathy, make her a beacon of inspiration. In a world that sometimes feels chaotic, Rachel stands out as a steady force of goodness, a testament to the incredible impact one person can have on the lives fortunate enough to know her. It's why Rachel is so deeply loved
Rachel's artistic talents shone brightly as she transformed a blank canvas into a captivating masterpiece.
by Her_Divvy November 29, 2023
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Rachel

A beautiful girl with many good deeds.probably a teachers pet.Has a big mouth.Is very tall.Gets on with everyone and has a giant forehead or ears.Always smiling and good at cracking jokes or come backs.
oh my god rachel just told me a bad secret.......
by Annie lengins November 9, 2019
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Rachel

Rachel puts on a face for others and acts like their friend until they become her friend. Once she has you under her manipulative control, she unleashes her utter cunty-ness. She does this because of her inability to be alone or face confrontation. Rachel is the type of girl that will date a guy then talk about how she wishes she fucks other guys. She plays the victim 98% of the time rather than stepping up to the fact that she is the problem. Her only redeeming characteristic is that she is smart, but she uses it to manipulate others to her advantage. Rachel speaks horribly to her mother and will call her names and manipulate her until she gives her money. She makes up sad backstories to further place herself as the victim in her life.
“Yo hows Rachel doing?”
Who gives a fuck.”

“Rachel just told me that she wishes she could vicariously live trhough my hook ups…”
“Isn’t she dating someone?”
“Literally yeah… who gives a fuck.”

“Hey Rachel! Where are you going tonight?”
“Going to hook up with some guy I met on Tinder.”
“Aren’t you still with your boyfriend?”
“Yeah, but I need to hook up with this guy to see if I love him.”

“Rachel is a bitch lowkey.”
“I think you mean highkey.”
“Yeah, but who gives a fuck about her.”
by Elodythecat March 19, 2024
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