joshua put his dick in the salsa again

God damn it joshua!!!

Kid: Mom, joshua put his dick in the salsa again.
Mom: GOD DAMN IT JOSHUA

by Trotg May 22, 2019

Head Pusher

A sleazy guy who tries to initiate a blow job by pushing a girls head down

I liked Ryan, until I found out at Jake's party that he was a head pusher

by Randomdude42069666 October 8, 2017

Pure Cancer

Jake Paul and Logan Paul

Child: Mommy, is it okay to subscribe to Jake Paul and Logan Paul?

Mother: No, that is a source of Pure Cancer!

by Odennis_29 June 4, 2018

pulchritudinous

Beautiful

I'm happy to announce that as of last night my pulchritudinous girlfriend, Michele, and I have had a happy, healthy baby.

by GapingHole69 March 5, 2019

safari punch

When a brotha from Africa knocks you on your ass with a forceful fuckin' knockout punch.

Similar to the punch from the big African guy from the movie Barbershop, where someone in the background can be heard yelling, "That was a Safari Punch!"

by Milosmama April 20, 2008

bad pun

A joke that makes you feel like the best person in the world when every body else thinks your the dumbiest.

In LA today I make things bad pun: im reading a book about anit- gravity. Its impossible to put it down. I got a detention.
:-

by Ghostrecker December 1, 2014

Stay Pufts

Huge squashy floppy marshmallow boobies

I love sleeping on your stay pufts

by Working Class Hero January 1, 2021