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Cotton Pontoon 

A tampon is a mass of cotton or rayon; or a mixture of the two inserted into a body cavity or wound to absorb bodily fluid. The most common type in daily use (and the topic of the remainder of this article) designed to be inserted into the vagina during menstruation to absorb the flow of menstrual fluid.
Man she must be riding the Cotton Pontoon cause she is Bitchy!!
Cotton Pontoon by Newftronics April 25, 2011
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This is a type of womens breast that when acted upon by gravity, they spread far off to the sides...much like women from National Geographic.
"She got the only pontoon titties...they smack against her knees when she is naked and shit."
pontoons by dirt burgler April 5, 2003
something that is juvenile, and usually pussy-esque.
man, that shit is pony! you are pony. yo mama is pony. i'm gonna slap the pony outta ya....
pony by rizzlefo May 14, 2003

awkward pony 

the act of being retarded
"dude kids that are homeschooled are socially awkward ponyed"
awkward pony by Alliebabowa December 5, 2007
Someone who likes to have their white walls on the outside of their tires; a fancy lay. Someone who shops in the women's deptment at Urban Behaviour.
Man that Jake is really a pony boy.
pony boy by Fab F January 10, 2006

Ponotski 

Bastard who steals words and has a small pennis!
Ponotski by Boberino April 29, 2003

Pony Cuevas 

A Runescape player that no one believed in, but he has come to a high woodcutting level.
Pony Cuevas a runescape player.
Pony Cuevas by Pony123 March 2, 2008