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Quicksand Pie

n.

1. An infinate void that is contained within a pie, such that if you were to fall into it, you would be sucked into and then trapped inside of the infinate nothingness that the pie contains. However, one might eat the Quicksand Pie and have no problems at all for the void is contained within the entity of the pie.
2. A metaphysical entity of nothingness that can only be contained within pie.
3. A person who is distracting, who "sucks you in" when you have something else to do. A distraction.
It was the darndest thing, I ate the pie that my grandfather fell into and nothing happened. These Quicksand Pies are mind boggling.

Al: hey, you wanna talk and stuff even though you have that huge paper due tomorrow?
Berlin: Ugh, you are the biggest Quicksand Pie.
by Emma The Red December 12, 2004
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Fooble Pie

Its a Pie, and its made of foobles. Foobles are small people about 2 feet high, with pink hair and they run around saying "foobly" 24/7
Hmmmm I sure could go for some Fooble Pie right about now
by Duck Man December 10, 2003
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Eskimo Pie

A snowball with a surprise dog turd center.
"I heard Tommy got detention for hitting Ms. Wilkins with an Eskimo Pie."
by Goobersmichael May 7, 2009
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humble pie

by electric April 14, 2006
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Cherry Pie

While having sex with a Virgin pussy and you pop the cherry and give her a cream pie. Hence Cherry Pie
Man I fucked a Virgin pussy and gave here a cherry Pie
by Sticky ricky September 8, 2015
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Terracotta Pie

a new and exciting in-depth sexual act that will also get revenge on your rude and/or obnoxious in-laws. This is executed by taking your significant other up onto a terracotta roof, proforming anal sex, ejaculating into your said partners anus, and then letting the semen drip out of their anus and onto a banana creme pie. you must do this in the month of May, because you will want to save the pie in the freezer for 6 months, letting the semen ferment into a nice hearty garnish. after your long storage time, serve it to his/her in-laws at Thanksgiving

*note*-drinking pineapple juice for a week before performing Terracotta Pie will make the semen taste sweeter, and therefore, easier to blend into the flavors of the banana creme pie
In-laws-"mmmm, this pie is DELICIOUS!"

You-"Yes, its a special recipe that me and your daughter/son made"

In-laws-"whats it called?"

You-"Terracotta Pie"
by RedHorse June 16, 2009
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cream pie

When a man ejaculates into a woman's pussy or a man or woman's anus and then either the ejaculator or someone else licks, sucks or otherwise cleans it up by injesting the fluids.
When my boyfriend cums in my pussy and then my husband eats the cream pie.
by Lusty Lioness July 1, 2006
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