Phantom Texts

When you are certain you feel your phone vibrating inside your pocket only to find you don't have your phone on you.
I spent a minute searching for my phone, just to find I haven't got it on me, I must be getting phantom texts.
by askannAar November 19, 2015
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Phantom Shitter

The action of putting fecal matter somewhere where it is hard to be found, and where the direct host who put it there is unknown Phantom Shitters
Wow, nobody knows which Phantom Shitter put a piece of fecal matter in that locked locker.
by C. Shiet May 13, 2019
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Phantom Shitter

The true meaning of "shit", is the shit that simply lies in the toilet. Phantom shitter is when someone takes a HUGE shit in public toilets without flushing. that is the typical definition of an asshole. a perfect example of a phantom shitter is "Kevin Truong".
The Phantom Shitter has struck again, this time killing hundreds of people in Paris!
by Prisoner of Afghanistan November 24, 2015
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Phantom Shitter

Someone who shits on the floor of a public dressing room or toilet with the intention to cause homur or havoc
I saw the work of a Phantom Shitter yesterday. I caught a Phantom Shitter in the bathroom
by BossSauce210 November 22, 2015
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Phantom Hawker

Someone hawking up phlegm close by but you don't see them.
I was trying to watch that movie in the theatre last night but some phantom hawker kept ruining it.

I couldn't eat my meal at the restaurant, some phantom hawker put me off my food.
by Fenrar28 June 09, 2009
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Phantom phallus

The imaginary penis, a lesbian thinks with when she’s checking out women
That bird had a face like the elephant man’s ball bag! Mind you, she had massive bangers, long legs and dressed like a Trollope. Linda must’ve been thinking with her phantom phallus when she hit on that munter!
by Nuphagus January 04, 2020
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