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phantom song

a song that gets stuck in your head even though you haven't heard it recently nor have been reminded of it by anything but this sudden moment it starts repeating in your head
person 1: man I have barracuda stuck in my head
person 2: but you haven't heard that in a while
person 1: I know man it's a phantom song
by Negroratory mammal October 13, 2021
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Phantom Trailer Syndrome [PTS]

When a driver makes their turns at such a wide angle that you can only assume they used to be a commercial truck driver.
What is that old man doing? He made that turn so wide I thought he was going to fly off into that ditch. Maybe he used to be a truck driver so now he has Phantom Trailer Syndrome PTS?
by A.T. Grace March 15, 2015
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Phantom Butthole

When you lose your butthole or it falls off and you forget that you don’t have a butthole anymore and try to poop but nothing happens.
I went to take a poop and forgot I have phantom butthole.
by Fartman696969 October 28, 2021
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The Phantom Wrap

After meeting a chick on the first night, you bring her back to your bedroom, she asks if you have protection, you show her the condom and it disappears back into your pocket. You proceed with out.
Fred is a little worried about last night he used the Phantom wrap
by Yam derf October 12, 2018
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the dick phantom

a magic elf that lives in store bought condoms that uncomfortably manoeuvres your dick in a painful direction during sex
James: I was having sex with Christopher up the ass and I then I got surprised by the dick phantom
Sarah: oh that's terrible is your dick ok?
by dickhandlerdickthe boiiiiiiiii October 31, 2017
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Phantom Vibrate

That feeling you get when you think your phone is ringing in your pocket. But it isn't.
I was hoping for her call but it was only a phantom vibrate
by myhumanrevolution June 2, 2015
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Phantom Texts

When you are certain you feel your phone vibrating inside your pocket only to find you don't have your phone on you.
I spent a minute searching for my phone, just to find I haven't got it on me, I must be getting phantom texts.
by askannAar January 25, 2016
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