phantom pooping

The art of dropping a deuce inconspicuously in public places

"Despite it being being Black Friday, Tom was phantom pooping in the potted plant at the local shopping centre"

by The Korean Sun December 28, 2013

Phantom Ruby

The Phantom Ruby is a gemstone that can form illusions that can trick others into thinking something is real.

I used the Phantom Ruby to trick my friend into playing Sonic Forces.

by Sodascho98724 July 17, 2023

phantom fingered

When a man in a sitting position farts and it travels forward tickling the taint and balls on its quest for freedom

Dude I got phantom fingered at the movies last night

by 5753:78((8 March 2, 2016

Phantom Screenshot

A Snapchat (or any other media) screenshot that isn't registered because it is taken from another device.

My friend just screwed up his chances with his crush because she took a phantom screenshot of him saying "good night baby" and then left him on read. LMAOO

by p4inlezz January 22, 2022

The Phantom

When someone during the end of a party decides to take a shit on the floor. Usually, this happens because the line for the washroom is too long at this point. The Phantom forever remains a mystery and leaves everyone in awe.

The Phantom has stuck again.

by 0101019331432 October 29, 2017

Phantom

A shy human, probably has anxiety, and doesn't like being social.

Oh Josh, Your such a phantom!

by Phantom Funny March 10, 2021

Phantom Fart

A search engine AI says it's the sensation of flatulence (farting) without the actual expulsion of gas, but we all know that it's a poop that we all thought was just a fart.

Dude 1: "Hold on, let me just fart..."
Dude 1: "...."
Dude 1: "Yo, can I take a shower in here?"
Dude 2: "...Did you just have a phantom fart? dang, dude! you're nasty!"

by pa-chinko March 15, 2025