coupe shuffle

The action of the passenger in a coupe (2-door car) exiting the vehicle so the passengers in the back can leave. The passenger then returns to his given front seat.

Since Jim was leaving last, he opted to sit in the back to avoid an annoying coupe shuffle.

by bossofallbosses54 October 12, 2010

The Seaman Shuffle

When you’re cornered by a group of guys and your only option for self defense is to pull out your dick and start jerking off onto them.

When I was on shore leave in the Navy some "Anderson Cooper looking motherfuckers" cornered me and my only option was to pull out my dick and start doing the seaman shuffle.

by Kai Smash December 20, 2022

Idaho Shuffle

When a mad dog poops in you through and proceeds to try to f**k it

I am going to Idaho shuffle you

by The shmiz December 21, 2019

Brady Bunch Shuffle

When your Zoom square changes position relative to other Zoom chat members that follow the look and logic of the iconic Brady Bunch square.

"Your square is Alice, no its Peter, then its Bobby. It's the Brady Bunch Shuffle."

by VisitorNY February 13, 2021

shuffle rape

Listen to your iPod on shuffle, you force yourself to listen to songs you don't feel like hearing.

I shuffle raped myself just a minute ago. I realized i hate a few songs.

shuffle rape

by suicidal grandma December 11, 2011

dopamine shuffle

the sacred act one does when they bounce between quick hit dopamine activities instead of doing anything of substance

Bro 1: Beast, what did you get on last night
Bro 2: Beast, i did the dopamine shuffle between Instagram, youtube, and my caniac combo

by DOPEshow April 4, 2025

truffle shuffle

what you and your stepsis do when you hit record

me: hey, stepsis, wanna try out the truffle shuffle?
her: ooh sounds fun *takes off her tshirt*

by owlyfighter July 11, 2021