Scene kid, or wanna be scene kid, that wears a really loose hat. This hat has some relation to the look of a Rastafarian's beenie hat. To perfect the look they add some form of nose ring. These scene-afarians are preferably of the dark shades of skin, there are many light skinned scene-afarians.
That kid looks like a "scene-afarian". Kid wearing scene clothes (tight skinny jeans, colorful shoes, really tight shirt, scene hair, sometimes colorful, with a large strange colored hat hanging off the back of the head {not like how you would wear a normal hat} with a nose ring {optional}).
by Amanda DC March 18, 2008
The Typical Scene Boy:
Hi my name is Stupid Fucking Poser. I'm really insecure so I'm gonna dye my hair black and grow it long so it covers my face because I'm so fucking ugly that no one would like me if it wasn't hidden. And I love following the crowd so I buy girl jeans that don't fit my disgusting body and my small dick is pressed tight against the zipper for all the 14 year old girls to see. God I’m SO SPECIAL AND UNIQUE.
My best friend is my flat iron and pomade.
I don’t eat carbs but I like The Faint and underage drinking.
My favorite activity is shopping for Converse and trying not to let my pretend girlfriend know that I’m a fucking faggot.
And every time I go to clubs I have to be REALLY wasted and completely drunk because I secretly have NO personality and all my friends really HATE ME because all I ever do it make out with random ugly kids who are really 15 but somehow got into the club.. and of course I make out with boys that look EXACTLY like me because its cool to pretend I’m something I’m not. When I go to Club 82, I pay $8 to sit outside of a patio and smoke other people’s cigarettes and talk shit about everyone that has their back turned to me.
When I finally decide to dance to all those lame 80’s songs, I try to dance but really I'm just having a fucking seizure to look cool, even though it never works. I swing my arms in the air and shuffle my feet like I have fucking Parkinson’s.. and I always pick the dumbest sluttiest girl to grind my crotch against. HEHE.
Sound familiar?
Yeah kill yourself before someone else does.
The Typical Scene Girl:
Hey everyone, is my hair dyed 5 different colors and cut at different angles? Are you sure my neon plastic earrings match my high heels and bra straps because I would CRY if I didn’t fit in with every other whore I know. Should we only talk about boys and clothes and stuff? LIKE OMG ok.
I like vertical stripes and pony tails. I love leg warmers and anything asymmetrical. I wear shirts with only one sleeve and poke-dot mini skirts so you can see my vagina when I try and dance to the Cure.
Sometimes I’ll dye my hair one bright color in front or in the back so you notice me more but really I’m just trying to look cool so everyone stares and points. Oh wait it doesn't work because I’m just a stupid cunt with no style. *twirls hair*
And when I date guys or make out with them: they HAVE to wear eyeliner and tight t-shirts. They HAVE to have more then 1000 friends on My Space and drive a car past the year 2000 because that’s all that matters. No one cares about feelings, just fuck me in my plastic asshole and tell me how cute I am when my lipstick rubs off on your penis. *pops gum*
I live in Orange County and I’m still in high school but somehow I got a fake ID so I’m SO awesome!! My favorite hang out is Club Bang where I can dance in front of all my internet friends and show how dumb I am. I’m better then everyone else because I know the lyrics to EVERY retarded song played and I can even shake it like one of those trolls in a Lil’ Jon music video.
But whatever, I’ll just show my tits and everyone will be ok.
Sound familiar?
Yeah I should piss on your face next time any of you get near me.
Hi my name is Stupid Fucking Poser. I'm really insecure so I'm gonna dye my hair black and grow it long so it covers my face because I'm so fucking ugly that no one would like me if it wasn't hidden. And I love following the crowd so I buy girl jeans that don't fit my disgusting body and my small dick is pressed tight against the zipper for all the 14 year old girls to see. God I’m SO SPECIAL AND UNIQUE.
My best friend is my flat iron and pomade.
I don’t eat carbs but I like The Faint and underage drinking.
My favorite activity is shopping for Converse and trying not to let my pretend girlfriend know that I’m a fucking faggot.
And every time I go to clubs I have to be REALLY wasted and completely drunk because I secretly have NO personality and all my friends really HATE ME because all I ever do it make out with random ugly kids who are really 15 but somehow got into the club.. and of course I make out with boys that look EXACTLY like me because its cool to pretend I’m something I’m not. When I go to Club 82, I pay $8 to sit outside of a patio and smoke other people’s cigarettes and talk shit about everyone that has their back turned to me.
When I finally decide to dance to all those lame 80’s songs, I try to dance but really I'm just having a fucking seizure to look cool, even though it never works. I swing my arms in the air and shuffle my feet like I have fucking Parkinson’s.. and I always pick the dumbest sluttiest girl to grind my crotch against. HEHE.
Sound familiar?
Yeah kill yourself before someone else does.
The Typical Scene Girl:
Hey everyone, is my hair dyed 5 different colors and cut at different angles? Are you sure my neon plastic earrings match my high heels and bra straps because I would CRY if I didn’t fit in with every other whore I know. Should we only talk about boys and clothes and stuff? LIKE OMG ok.
I like vertical stripes and pony tails. I love leg warmers and anything asymmetrical. I wear shirts with only one sleeve and poke-dot mini skirts so you can see my vagina when I try and dance to the Cure.
Sometimes I’ll dye my hair one bright color in front or in the back so you notice me more but really I’m just trying to look cool so everyone stares and points. Oh wait it doesn't work because I’m just a stupid cunt with no style. *twirls hair*
And when I date guys or make out with them: they HAVE to wear eyeliner and tight t-shirts. They HAVE to have more then 1000 friends on My Space and drive a car past the year 2000 because that’s all that matters. No one cares about feelings, just fuck me in my plastic asshole and tell me how cute I am when my lipstick rubs off on your penis. *pops gum*
I live in Orange County and I’m still in high school but somehow I got a fake ID so I’m SO awesome!! My favorite hang out is Club Bang where I can dance in front of all my internet friends and show how dumb I am. I’m better then everyone else because I know the lyrics to EVERY retarded song played and I can even shake it like one of those trolls in a Lil’ Jon music video.
But whatever, I’ll just show my tits and everyone will be ok.
Sound familiar?
Yeah I should piss on your face next time any of you get near me.
by _FAG[bot.] August 01, 2005
Scene girls are usually found in their natural habitat, myspace.com. They have a tendency to cake on ten pounds of make up, usually with bright eyeshadow and insane amounts of eyeliner that must have been inspired by racoons. They put bows in their hair in an attempt to be "cute." They wear band shirts, even if they don't know who it is. Skinny jeans must be worn and must be some ridiculous color that doesn't match anything.
When talking to a scene girl, you will find that they don't feel the need to use capitalization. Many of the words will have extra unnessary letters in them. Likeee thissss. Hearts are used a lot so their friends will know when she calls them all " trashyy slut whooress <3 <3" that she means it with love. Scene girls "rawr" a lot, because it's "cute" and because they love dinosaurs.
Scene girls have completely murdered hair. They begin by teasing/backbrushing, something that is actually very bad for hair. Scene girls put many colors in their hair, even if the combination looks ridiculous. They constantly redye it, causing more damage to their hair. They typically get brightly colored animal-print extensions as well.
Scene girls claim to be doing these things to express themselves as unique individuals. However, when a scene girl comes upon one who is not "scene enough" (one that is not identical to all the others) she will chew this girl out, calling her a poser and a wannabe.
When talking to a scene girl, you will find that they don't feel the need to use capitalization. Many of the words will have extra unnessary letters in them. Likeee thissss. Hearts are used a lot so their friends will know when she calls them all " trashyy slut whooress <3 <3" that she means it with love. Scene girls "rawr" a lot, because it's "cute" and because they love dinosaurs.
Scene girls have completely murdered hair. They begin by teasing/backbrushing, something that is actually very bad for hair. Scene girls put many colors in their hair, even if the combination looks ridiculous. They constantly redye it, causing more damage to their hair. They typically get brightly colored animal-print extensions as well.
Scene girls claim to be doing these things to express themselves as unique individuals. However, when a scene girl comes upon one who is not "scene enough" (one that is not identical to all the others) she will chew this girl out, calling her a poser and a wannabe.
Typical scene girl conversation:
MollyxMonster: rawr! ily my stupid && ugly whoreface <3 <3
CarieCourpse: thnx bitch, oh heyy hav u seeen my new picccc ? <3
MollyxMonster: oh hun i'll checkkk <3 wtfff?? u r such a poser with dat uglyy ass wannabe hair and u look soo fat in those jeans, what are they a size oneee??
MollyxMonster: rawr! ily my stupid && ugly whoreface <3 <3
CarieCourpse: thnx bitch, oh heyy hav u seeen my new picccc ? <3
MollyxMonster: oh hun i'll checkkk <3 wtfff?? u r such a poser with dat uglyy ass wannabe hair and u look soo fat in those jeans, what are they a size oneee??
by GoAwayLoser February 17, 2010
A cool nickname so that people throughout myspace will know you, and recognize you easier.
**Tips for a good "scene name"**
!Of course you could choose a word starting with the same letter of your first name as most commonly done
!It is also a cool idea to choose something that has the same amount of syllables so that is has a nice ring to it.
!It also works nice if the name rhymes or has similar sounding vowels.
!MOST IMPORTANTLY
be original.
there are hundreds of "sammi scenes" and "devin disasters"
out there, so choose something unsed and uncommon.
Also dont choose the same name as a myspacer whom is very popular (50k+ in friends) if you took their name... it could get you bashed and your myspace reputation trashed!
!!As to WHAT to choose
try something to do with...
!sex
!gore/blood/death/violence
!glamour/beauty
!drugs
!!And whats becoming increasingly popular...
Two first names
in other words your first and middle name or just a nickname.
!!If you need help
try looking in the dictionary
youd be surprised how many options you can find!
**Tips for a good "scene name"**
!Of course you could choose a word starting with the same letter of your first name as most commonly done
!It is also a cool idea to choose something that has the same amount of syllables so that is has a nice ring to it.
!It also works nice if the name rhymes or has similar sounding vowels.
!MOST IMPORTANTLY
be original.
there are hundreds of "sammi scenes" and "devin disasters"
out there, so choose something unsed and uncommon.
Also dont choose the same name as a myspacer whom is very popular (50k+ in friends) if you took their name... it could get you bashed and your myspace reputation trashed!
!!As to WHAT to choose
try something to do with...
!sex
!gore/blood/death/violence
!glamour/beauty
!drugs
!!And whats becoming increasingly popular...
Two first names
in other words your first and middle name or just a nickname.
!!If you need help
try looking in the dictionary
youd be surprised how many options you can find!
OMG! Sammi scene is so gorgeous!
wait... which one?
Allison Anal has crazy hair...
yea I know her, she has such a cool scene name!
Its so original!
Mellissa Marie is the lead singer of MILLIONAIRES.
Emily Ashley has a nice ring to it, its a cool scene name.
wait... which one?
Allison Anal has crazy hair...
yea I know her, she has such a cool scene name!
Its so original!
Mellissa Marie is the lead singer of MILLIONAIRES.
Emily Ashley has a nice ring to it, its a cool scene name.
by Emily Erection February 24, 2008
protectors of the scene. call scenesters out for being phoney. those who try to prevent their local scene from being swallowed whole by hipsters/scenesters/the like by telling them off. usually they don't have to balls to come back after being told off.
i showed up to the throwdown show in my little sister's jeans and fingerless gloves to score some scene cred, and some mosher dude beat me up. fucking scene police, i'm never going back.
by mawrocki June 21, 2007
Scene names are names that scene kids use for their myspace, livejournal, bebo, vampire freaks, buzznet, aim, or MSN usernames.
1. Some scene kids use words that start with the first letter of their name. These words are usually crude, violent, obscene, or occansonailly 'cute'. See examples below for an example.
2. A variation of the above is to use your first name + a crude, violent, or cute word that does not start with the same letter of your first name. See examples below for an example.
3. Scene kids like to use play on words for their names. These play on words usually contain their actual name in it. See examples below for an example.
4. It's really cool to use your middle name in your scene name! But if your middle name is ugly, just make one up. A popular name scene girls use is Marie. Why it is over-used, I don't know. See examples below for an example.
5. Scene kids think it will make them uber unique if they replace a word in a band name with their name. See examples below for an example.
6. You can use your actual first and last name, but only if it's totally sceneXcore and radd. See examples below for an example.
7. Posers may think it's cool to have a billion X's, the words RAWR, MEOW, and IM SO SC3NE, IM SO 3M0 in their names. See examples below for an example.
8. If yOu have radd characters in your name, like Hello Kitty or Gir, that makes for a pwnful scene name!
9. Lastly, scene kids like to say they're brutal, hardcore, and tough.
1. Some scene kids use words that start with the first letter of their name. These words are usually crude, violent, obscene, or occansonailly 'cute'. See examples below for an example.
2. A variation of the above is to use your first name + a crude, violent, or cute word that does not start with the same letter of your first name. See examples below for an example.
3. Scene kids like to use play on words for their names. These play on words usually contain their actual name in it. See examples below for an example.
4. It's really cool to use your middle name in your scene name! But if your middle name is ugly, just make one up. A popular name scene girls use is Marie. Why it is over-used, I don't know. See examples below for an example.
5. Scene kids think it will make them uber unique if they replace a word in a band name with their name. See examples below for an example.
6. You can use your actual first and last name, but only if it's totally sceneXcore and radd. See examples below for an example.
7. Posers may think it's cool to have a billion X's, the words RAWR, MEOW, and IM SO SC3NE, IM SO 3M0 in their names. See examples below for an example.
8. If yOu have radd characters in your name, like Hello Kitty or Gir, that makes for a pwnful scene name!
9. Lastly, scene kids like to say they're brutal, hardcore, and tough.
Scene Names examples:
1. Britany Bitch; Sarah Suicide; Sarah Sex; Kelly Anne Kupcake; Morgan Morphine; Gregg Gore;
2. Allie Murder; Maria Horror; Mitch Fame
3. Allison Wonderland; Justin Sane
4. Melissa Marie; Kelly Ann; Connor Evan; Dani Lynn
5. To Be Ariana's Secret (Original band name= To Be Juliet's Secret); Dani! At The Disco (Original band name= Panic! At The Disco); Fall Out Amy (Original Band name= Fall Out Boy.)
6. Audrey Kitching; Raquel Reed; Brittany Kramer
7. RAWRR itz saraah!; RAWR IM SO EMO; SARAHxxxxMEOW!; SC3NE QU33N HANNAHx0x0
8. Sarah ((HELLO KITTY)); Kelli LUBS Gir!;
9. DAN IS BR00TAL, BRAH.; HARDCORE sam
1. Britany Bitch; Sarah Suicide; Sarah Sex; Kelly Anne Kupcake; Morgan Morphine; Gregg Gore;
2. Allie Murder; Maria Horror; Mitch Fame
3. Allison Wonderland; Justin Sane
4. Melissa Marie; Kelly Ann; Connor Evan; Dani Lynn
5. To Be Ariana's Secret (Original band name= To Be Juliet's Secret); Dani! At The Disco (Original band name= Panic! At The Disco); Fall Out Amy (Original Band name= Fall Out Boy.)
6. Audrey Kitching; Raquel Reed; Brittany Kramer
7. RAWRR itz saraah!; RAWR IM SO EMO; SARAHxxxxMEOW!; SC3NE QU33N HANNAHx0x0
8. Sarah ((HELLO KITTY)); Kelli LUBS Gir!;
9. DAN IS BR00TAL, BRAH.; HARDCORE sam
by gliiter bolt. January 22, 2009
Scene boy simply refers to a boy who is hardcore emo and wears eyeliner and tight pants and has a lipring and has jet black hair that is unkempt looking, and is considerdered "hawt".
by Tha EmO BeaUtie June 27, 2005