Oliver

A slightly insecure but amazing friend who loves to crack a joke and someone you just wanna hang around with

Oliver is G

by ShinyPeni June 16, 2019

Oliver

Oliver is a smol, Scandinavian, blond guy, who probably eat obscure fruits when you aren’t looking. Such as: dragon fruit,
Plantains, entire pineapples, Lemons, limes and many more. Oliver is a guy who LOVES sweets & soda, bacon, soda flavored Sweets, sweet flavored soda, sweets flavored bacon, bacon flavored sweets, soda flavored bacon, bacon flavored soda and many, many, many more.
(Yes, all of those things I listed are real. Oliver has tried them all.)

Damn Oliver! Why’d you bring bacon flavored soda?
Oliver: I dunno. Seemed nice.

by Hotel scootis August 19, 2020

oliver

brotha is built like an olive

oliver is fat asf

by snoppunge53 October 3, 2023

oliver

am BIG BOY also know as a porkchop he eats al the food in a house in a single day

Wheres all the food gone, oliver!!!!!!

by ooogedy boogedy June 10, 2020

Oliver

Oliver gets all the girls and gets to fuck a lot. He is also one of those who helps everyone and makes everyone laugh

Oliver will become a legend

by Picka mater December 12, 2016

olive oil ollie

nick anti + simon lover

“hey look its olive oil ollie”
“oh yeah, they love simon kalivoda more than they love ryan”

by dalswiferyan September 10, 2021

Oliver

A very pretty boy with a lot of problems. Also very intelligent, do not lie to an Oliver. Strong sense of morals, individuality, he thinks for himself and stands up for himself. He's so admirable other people try to be like him, inside and out. His biggest enemy is his head but as he gets older he'll realize as much pain he's been surrounded with he can use for healing; there's a mini therapist inside of him he chooses to ignore sometimes. The day Oliver decides to stop sabotaging himself by using drugs and alcohol the day Oliver becomes superhuman. Good taste in everything, art, tattoos, style, music, shows, games, ect. Oliver's also very funny, shockingly. Romantic. "Scary" kinks. Obsession with death. Moods that change every five seconds, be careful with an Oliver they're sensitive. Protective/possessive over his loved ones. Places too much emphasis on looks and status, a bit of a god complex if we're being honest. It makes sense why when you see him, tbf. Takes NO bullshit. Oliver can be terrifying from having such a hard life but there's such a sweet spot inside him very few have had the privilege to see. Keep an Oliver's secrets to the GRAVE. Having an Oliver in your life is a flex.

"Have you seen Oliver's eyelashes??"
"God I know, he looks like living art."

by idonteatbees November 24, 2021