A girl that can't see straight and if you call her by name, she'll think you said "SNAKE" and run in the opposite direction for miles and miles until you have to get in you car and find her huddled up in a corner. She usually has brown hair and not very many friends. She goes to church once in a while and holds deep dark secrets she only tells her best friend.
Dude! Did you see that girl over there who started running forever? She must be a lauren Edwards! Let's go chase her down!
by Trees45 June 5, 2017
Get the lauren edwards mug.Lauren is a very cute but stubborn girl, one might even refer to her as "schattig". She might act like a mum most of the time but deep down she is actually quite the brat. Lauren is overall a harmless creature tho she can become quite dangerous while drunk. So keep a her away from the booze at all costs. All with all she is a real sweetheart so lads find yourself a Lauren while you still can.
"Omg she never listens to a word i say, she is such a Lauren".
Dion:"Look at her she is so smoll, how cute" . Akin:"Yup thats Lauren for ya tehehe".
Dion:"Look at her she is so smoll, how cute" . Akin:"Yup thats Lauren for ya tehehe".
by Dion_Maybe July 15, 2018
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Get the Lauren mug.Typically smells like ranch dressing unless you get her on a good day. She will often braid her hair with old potatoes and sniffs peoples buttholes on a whim. Cannot do anything except itch herself and breakout in hives.
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