boo ninja

A Boo Ninja is a man who consistently scores women which are obviously way out of his league. Most often the Boo Ninja is spotted in bars working his magic. In this setting the Boo Ninja will look much like a scout master holding court with his young charges gathered around a camp fire. But the Boo Ninja is no scout master and his charges are not suburbanites but rather really hot young women and with each word the Boo Ninja speaks his audience will either laugh or compliment him on his wisdom as each competes to be his paramour {fuck} for the evening.

"Look at that bald fat fucking old Boo Ninja... he is old enough to be their fucking grandfather, he had the damn valet park his Yugo and yet look at all of that fabulous {highly fuckable} , boo {pussy} hanging on his every word like he is some fucking mullah {Islamic preacher} issuing a fatwa {religious decree}.

by Jack Magnum, Weremo hunter November 3, 2015

Ninja Vulture

A roommate who steals your food in the fridge behind your back. They do it in a sneaky way by figuring out your schedule and stealing tiny portions when you’re at school/work.

“Dude I think Joe might be a ninja vulture.”
“Yeah that explains why my mashed taters keeps disappearing!”

by TheShuckDriver November 20, 2019

Galaxy Ninja

Galaxy Ninja is the leader of the Ninja Crew. She is an absolute badass but is kind and caring to those she trusts. She is intelligent and sometimes intimidating. But you get to know her, you start to find she is a funny and caring. She carries two katanas on her back at all times and wears a galaxy mask. G.N for short.

”Hey look, it's G.N!”
”Watch out dude, Galaxy Ninja can be really scary!”

by Galaxy Ninja October 14, 2019

ninja handy

The act of receiving discreet pleasure in from a partners hand under a blanket, coat or table.

Dude, we were watching movies at Stacy’s place last night and she totally gave me a ninja handy with her sister in the room.

by Listerfiend May 18, 2018

ninja cancer

An unexplained illness in an anime that causes extreme the character to be sick but still beat ass

Itachi had ninja cancer when he fought Saskue.

by Not a weeb March 1, 2020

Attacked by Ninjas

When you are on your back and watching your phone and you lose your grip so the phone bonks you on the head.

I was lying in bed the other night when I was attacked by ninjas.

by Rashid Khalifa May 7, 2020

Cyborg Ninja

A title dubbed to most cyborgs for their ninja-like appearance in the Metal Gear series.
Such "Cyborg Ninja" include:
Frank Jaeger: AKA Gray Fox.
Olga Gurlukovich.
Jack: AKA Raiden.

Person 1: Man that cyber-ninja dude's cool!
Person 2: That's Gray Fox, and he's a Cyborg Ninja.

by NaixStriker May 31, 2017