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A Noodle Thrower

Long ago to test if noodles were fully cooked for speghetti, a chef would throw pasta noodles against a wall to see if they would stick. If they stuck, it meant it was ready for consumption.

A noodle thrower is a male/female who cast out like a net, texts, but single text to several of their on again, off again, could of been, should of been, potentials and ect that at one point was interested in a relationship. The texter looks to see who text back a reply. Then those who do, are now readily available for him/her to waste even more time.
A Noodle Thrower is moving in on you when you look at your text and see repetitive sentances that make you wonder if the texter is texting more than one person having a generic conversation saying the same lines a few times over and over. He/she is now throwing around so many text that he/she cant keep people straight from his/her catches of the moment giving him/her attention.
by Venessa Shannon August 15, 2014
mugGet the A Noodle Throwermug.

Noodle licker

A heterosexual woman who turns lesbian because she gets tired of licking limp dicks
After a career of being a noodle licker, Bonnie is now happy w/ Jane's soft taco.
by DirtyDenimDawn May 15, 2018
mugGet the Noodle lickermug.

Alabama noodling

Alabama noodling is when you stick your dick instead of your hand down a catfish's throat invented by the famous alabamian pornstar.
Person 1: bro why you taking your pants off?

Person 2: Because I'll be Alabama noodling today just like pornstar!
by Kodak999 August 14, 2019
mugGet the Alabama noodlingmug.

slimmy noodle

When chewing gum; mainly orbit, stride, and juicy fruit; starts to fall apart in your mouth. it turns into a noodle of slime.
Girl: Damn, this tastes like a slimmy noodle in my mouth!
by crazy-fun August 1, 2011
mugGet the slimmy noodlemug.

Rahman Noodle

Euphemism for budget cuts to fill a budget deficit in the City of Chicago.
Streets and Sans was hoping for their annual budget increase, but all they got was a Rahman Noodle.
by jrcdmc June 20, 2011
mugGet the Rahman Noodlemug.

Noodle Fight

Term referring to a Sword Fight (when two errect penises clash in a manner resembling an actual sword fight), but the penises in question are both flaccid.
"Hey dude, how'd you get that bruise on your dick?"
"Kian and I got into a noodle fight last night."
by Bubblesnatch June 29, 2017
mugGet the Noodle Fightmug.

plate of noodles

When you shit into a meat grinder, and on to a plate
My girl,gave me a plate of noodles last night
by Big daddy 774 December 1, 2017
mugGet the plate of noodlesmug.

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