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noob

A word that makes someone look as stupid as the person it was directed to. One is an idiot simply for using this word, and is even more of a moron for being offended by it. Everyone was a 'noob' at least once. Additionally,people who remain 'noobs' even after years of playing whatever game they happen to be a 'noob' at will certainly not believe or agree with the fact that they are a noob. Therefore, this word and all other variations are completely useless. Stop using this word.
"ROFL UR SUCH NOOB LOLOMEom932urjoimk ROFLL@!11!1"

Just don't. You look just as stupid.
by Sieken Kyoshiro (Gil) May 4, 2007
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noobcake

From new (with b as in freebie) + (keyk) = "noobcake"

~Noun

--breaking down the definitions--

NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.

CAKE: a sweet, baked, breadlike food, made with or without shortening, and usually containing flour, sugar, baking powder or soda, eggs, and liquid flavoring.

EXPLAINATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobcake" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "cake" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness".
GENERAL USE:

"Damn, that guy is a real noobcake."

SPECIFIC USE:

"Jonathan is the biggest noobcake I have ever met."
by Infandus December 15, 2008
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Related Words

boobie noob

Boobie: a Woman's Breast - Mostly Large in Cup size

Noob: A Newbie, some one who is new to a game, Operating System, Etc.

Boobie Noob: A Female Noob with Ample or Very Large breasts.
Layla is so buxom and has no idea how to play a flight sim. She is a Total Boobie Noob !
by The Paradox November 13, 2007
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noob shank

The shaft of a penis, a great way to insult someone!
Shane, why dont you grow some facial hair? ya noob shank!
by Timmos September 7, 2008
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Anti Uber noob

Best at not being a noob.
Dude that guy isnt an Uber noob he is an anti Uber noob!
by AfRo SaUcE July 24, 2008
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Noob Tube

A grenade launcher on modern warfare 1,2 that only douche bags and people with no skill use. They may only be used if you are trying to unlock the attachable shotgun.
That little shit just noob tubed me, what a douche
by Jon jane February 15, 2010
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noob cannon

The Fuel Rod Gun from Halo
BOOM!
1337 Sniper was pwned by killer_88's noob cannon
by Arrow January 10, 2005
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