For when the turtle won't do and you only have one hand to symbolise an awkward moment.
A motion involving the unwrapping and eating of an imaginary muffin.
Some also include a swiwel and another bite if the awkward moment is especially long/awkward.
A motion involving the unwrapping and eating of an imaginary muffin.
Some also include a swiwel and another bite if the awkward moment is especially long/awkward.
"Have you guys heard of the awkward muffin?"
"No."
"Better than the turtle, you can swiwel it whilst you eat it."
"No."
"Better than the turtle, you can swiwel it whilst you eat it."
by lufquote April 30, 2013
-similiar to the term "schnookums" but with a more realistic spin
-A silly, cutesy name used to show affection to people and pets. It is especially overly used with boyfriends and tiny dogs.
-A silly, cutesy name used to show affection to people and pets. It is especially overly used with boyfriends and tiny dogs.
by sweetpenguins December 10, 2010
Also known in its compound-word-form, "chickenmuffin."
A Hawaiin sweet roll with popcorn chickens sandwiched inside. Tostitos nacho cheese is optional for spreading or dipping.
A Hawaiin sweet roll with popcorn chickens sandwiched inside. Tostitos nacho cheese is optional for spreading or dipping.
by ceck0face July 09, 2006
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by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003
I love my son, but he acted like such a fag-a-muffin when he lost the spelling bee Johnsons little fag-a-muffin son!
by J.P Johnson January 28, 2011