rusty sewing machine

The opposite of a rusty trombone. Internationally hand signalled by pointing your index finger toward a fictional v-hole while feigning to lick an imaginary fecally stained sphincter.

The other night when my girl came over, instead of getting a rusty trombone I thought I'd do something nice for her. I told her to use the Kamode but not to wipe. Tonight was going to be her special night. The night of the rusty sewing machine.

by dis sho am good June 21, 2006

machinimentary

A documentary or history made in part or in whole within and about a virtual world.

"Did you see that machinimentary about the history of Counter-Strike?"

by Mascott February 7, 2007

McChickenChan

Basically a meme generator. Not only is it a delicious burger from McDonald's, but it's also the name of the dankest meme creator of all time. #ily

Did you see McChickenChan's latest post?
Yeah! It was super dank!

by BlindingPeak2 November 2, 2016

Machine

A complicated system created for a specific job either manual or automatic.

Machine

by Thispagewasmadeforme October 5, 2020

Machine Gun Kelly

A music artist from Ohio who had a decent rap career and decent fan base, but ended up getting into a Twitter argument with Eminem, and dissing him in a song called Rap Devil, ultimately ending his chances of gaining any respect as a rapper after Eminem's reply, Killshot. He now makes rock music, and has featured many artists, including YUNGBLUD. He is best friends with Saturday Night Live actor, Pete Davidson. His name is often abbreviated as "MGK"

An idiot: "Machine Gun Kelly makes trash music"
Anyone with a brain: "And he still gets more views than you, Karen."

by Just Another No Name June 6, 2022

chrome machine

Refers to the weapon we call gun

Ayo, son, the chrome machine will delete, right here from your dome to your feet! So watch your tone.

by Blue Raven November 30, 2005

vending machine journalism

Information gathered from non-traditional reporting sources such as blogs, Facebook, or Twitter postings and presented as bona fide news to support an organization's biased opinions.

"FOX news uses vending machine journalism in their constant attacks against Obama."

by pdobrinen October 17, 2009