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Morning dash

When you wake up late for work or class and run to the shower, hop in and eat a soggy poptart, followed by brushing and flossing your teeth while at the same time expelling urine and if needed, pooping. The whole process should be under 3 minutes in length.

Other morning things, such as clipping toenails or fingernails may also be done in the shower if done fast. Masturbation may only be done if done so under 60 seconds so it may not be suitable for females unless they can achieve a quick climax.
Jon woke up late for class and had to swap his usual routine of reading the newspaper and sipping coffee for a morning dash. Unfortunately Jon had to take a fat poop and it clogged the shower drain.
by Alex is Sparta December 9, 2008
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morning

"Oh shit, I forgot to fuck my girlfriend this morning"
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See Ya In The Mornin

A phrase you use to describe and say to someone who is either on the verge of being insanely fucked up, already fucked up or someone who is on the verge of passing out or has passed out as they will be blacked out and too fucked up to understand whom or what is surrounding them and will "See you in the morning." when they are sober. Mainly used in the yelling format.
(Chris takes 20 shots of Captain Morgan)

Will- SEE YA IN THE MORNIN!
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(Alicia starts throwing up)

Jordan- See ya in the morning!!!
by A partier April 28, 2011
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Bottom of the morning to ya

A greeting using the expulsion of bodily gases that have developed through the nights slumber.
On a relaxing Sunday morning Casey woke Kristin with a bottom of the morning to ya and they both started their day with a laugh.
by Casey Cool Man April 10, 2015
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morning-after-girl

The girl you need to fuck after a whole night of hard sex.
Dude one: 'Dude, how was that girl last night?'
Dawg two: 'She was great, we fucked all night! So when she got her morning after pill, I got my morning-after-girl. And that just got me up nd runnin' again, dawg.'
by Sidney&Henry April 2, 2008
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Morningwood

One of New York Cities Best Bands that is taking the world by storm.
Chantal the singer in Morningwood fucking rocked her tits off tonight bitches.
by C April 14, 2005
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Morning Star

by Jake Devens February 27, 2005
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